love is the only reason to do anything in this life.

rebel | 23 | they/she | I tend to go through life in a manner that most people would describe as both bad, and wrong. image enthusiast, tabletop gamer, historian, jokester, lesbian. sanguine/phlegmatic. THIS BLOG IS NSFW. i'm on every other website under the exact same username. (icon by sketchytea)

[rebelzephyr104]

btw i intend to get much more brazen with my posting. if you find out what weird shit im into then congrats. cringe is dead and sex is real. this is your formal warning

[funruiner]

me:

you:

[i-am-a-fish]

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

[bigbigtruck]

i dreamed it was forbidden to post memes unless there was a picture of a wizard in them

I kept posting one that said "I HAVE NO QUARREL WITH YOU, FRIEND; BUT OUR INTERACTIONS ARE TEDIOUS AND I WISH THEY CEASE"

[bigbigtruck]

kind of like this

[yesornopolls]

Pajama-wearers, do you wear underwear under your pajamas?

Pajama-wearers, do you wear underwear under your pajamas?

Yes

No

See results

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

[devilishdescent]

pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

[devilishdescent]

pokemon is about an act your dog can perform on someone else’s dog, which sports announcers and scientists alike are calling “gunk shot”

[deadgravity]

You don't have to grieve alone.

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[opalsiren]

is sending a 10+ minute voice note rude?

yes it's rude, just write a book atp

it's not rude, but i'm a little annoyed i have to listen to it lol

nah it's fine

please send me 10+ minute long voice notes. for my health

Voting ended on2h

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

women be crawling frantically on all fours around the perimeter of their room peeling off the wallpaper

[lesbijkas]

little miss fairy princess

[reactionimagesdaily]

[henryjekyllspotion]

Jonathan’s fine dw

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[amazoogle]

beer before beer that's ✌️two beers

[mylordshesacactus]

I read etiquette and homemaking guides from the 1800s mostly because they're a FASCINATING insight into cultural norms that we often don't think about. I honestly really recommend people crack one of these open at least once--it goes way beyond, like, "what to wear to a ball!!!"

The best ones have advice on decor, how to select high-quality furniture, childrearing, fashion, etc--from a contemporary perspective, and the things the authors feel the need to clarify vs the wild shit that will just casually mention like it's something everyone knows and agrees on is REALLY revealing of the culture and how it's shifted.

And while a lot of the advice is WILDLY bigoted or just outright funny, you'd be surprised how much of it is...just genuinely timeless, and shockingly compassionate.

They ALSO, as a writer, have INVALUABLE resources--because, again, they're talking about things that are so MUNDANE that a lot of the time nobody really sat down to formally document what normal, everyday people thought or cared about--because that's boring! But a book written to provide advice and information to, say, a young woman who's never run her own home before? You can fully expect an entire chapter dedicated to The Types Of Oven, and which features are useful and worth spending money on, and which features are a huge hassle to clean and a waste of space, and what to spend that money on instead.

And like. As a writer who frequently works in the 1800s? Fuck inflation calculators, this is the kind of thing I need. This is absolutely priceless.

Now that being said.

My current favorite 'etiquette guide' in the world is actually like....70% purely practical advice, written by a gentleman the groupchat has affectionately dubbed History's Most Autistic Man In The World, and thank god they didn't have Aderall back then

Because the AuDHD is strong in this one and as a result, in addition to the deeply practical and useful everyday reference points, we also have:

[mylordshesacactus]

[mylordshesacactus]