Bitchin'

Hey I'm Maria and I just post random stuff 🌸👽🌸

[celestial-moths]

Honestly??? Releasing a new episode of Rick and Morty on April 1st with no prior warning or trailers is the most Rick and Morty thing to ever happen.

[cartnsncreal]

That principal looks clean af in them jeans

[tastefullyoffensive]

The early ‘90s, apparently. (via cyclpsrock)

[ithelpstodream]

[cosmorevision]

checkmate @memecucker

[thesepiercingeyes]

GO SHIVA!

[notchicken]

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

[bob-belcher]

[gaywrites]

More than 100 gay men have been rounded up and some killed in Chechnya, Russia

A Chechen spokesman denied the report, saying, “You cannot arrest or repress people who just don’t exist."

This weekend, Russian media reported that officials in the republic of Chechnya have detained more than 100 gay men and killed at least three. The number of dead may actually be much higher; in recent weeks, gay men have been simply disappearing off the streets.

Russian officials are saying this is impossible because “there are no gay people in Russia.” Really. 

A spokesman for Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov, who is a vocal supporter of Russian President Vladimir Putin, denied that any such activities have taken place. He further suggested that there are no gay people in the country at all.

“You cannot arrest or repress people who just don’t exist in the republic,” spokesman Alvi Karimov said in a statement obtained by Radio Free Europe on Saturday. “If such people existed in Chechnya, law enforcement would not have to worry about them, as their own relatives would have sent them to where they could never return.”

Holy. Shit. 

[theawesomeadventurer]

[bandtshirt]

[loremerchant]

some people???? stab emperors??? to coup????

[spaghettie]

[dinnermess-deactivated20200529]

He just wants to go home.

[did-you-know]

There’s an old legend that a birthmark or defect indicates the spot where you received a fatal wound in your past life. In some cultures, people mark their dead with soot or paste so they can recognize them when they are reborn, which has inspired several researchers to spend their lives documenting hundreds of case studies that allegedly reflect this belief. Source Source 2 Source 3

[buzzfeed]

McDonald’s Just Called Trump “A Disgusting Excuse Of A President” On Twitter

The tweet, briefly pinned to the fast food restaurant’s account, was quickly deleted (of course).

[mysharona1987]