Kat. Whoa I'm like 31 now. Still gay af.

[vampirecorleone]

"Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?" | "I can guess, baby." | "We play chess." | "I guessed wrong." Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) dir. Jay Roach

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[gsnoveladventures]

Because some thoughts really do generate outside the body before traveling to the mind. It's really crazy when you really think about it.

[zhenniguan]

2021

[gkdeamon]

lets walk around Kamurocho with papa

[eagans]

She’s exhausted. Not like at the end of a long day. She’s mentally and physically exhausted. She hasn’t had four hours’ sleep in two years. She’s been shot at in three different countries. And she’s been to way too many funerals for a girl her age. She wants to come home.

[eagans]

THE NEWSROOM / HUMOR - 3/?

[crazyrichxplainr]

Dev Patel for The New York Times (ph: Justin J. Wee)

[brainstatic]

An aspect of gun control that other countries practice that doesn’t come up in America a lot is ammunition control. In Japan, if you’re one of the privileged few allowed to own a gun (and only shotguns and rifles are legal), you have to return all your spent cartridges if you want to buy any more. In Israel, after you’ve purchased the one gun you’re allowed to own, you’re given a box of 50 bullets, and that’s it. You can’t buy any ammunition anywhere, that’s your lifetime supply, although a shooting range will provide you with more, but only for use at that range. Even in countries with more relaxed gun control laws, like Switzerland and Serbia, buying ammunition requires all the same paperwork as buying a gun (mental health records, criminal records, etc) and you can only buy ammo for the gun you own. Gun control advocates in the US should consider placing an emphasis on ammunition control in addition to everything else.

[mousathe14]

God that actually makes a lot of sense

[lizziemcguiregifs]

[animentality]

[pollyoliverrr]

every Majima encounter in Yakuza Kiwami be like

[snakesandcherryblossoms]

[bltchkawa]

Quick y3 thing cause I’m having trouble drawing all of the sudden

[transmasc-malleus]

[nabbed-games]

the face of a man overcoming the onion crying reaction by sheer willpower

[heystephen]

i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

[heystephen]

thank god i screen shot it

[ID: a screenshot of a tiktok. text reads, “I thought I could wash my salt lamp in the dishwasher! You can’t apparently!” below the text a hand holds up the remains of a salt lamp: just the wooden stand that once supported the lamp itself. /end ID]

[haunteddollsgeorg]

[reasonablywittyatbest]

Ok you know what that's a good point i hadn't even considered???

[eldritchbauble]

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