You Built Me Dreams Instead

Most maidens are perfectly capable of rescuing themselves in my experience, at least the ones worth something, in any case.

[adrenaline]

[cinemastatic]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

wheat thins

[thealliedmastercomputer]

I am a trainwreck of a human being but id make a good cat

[kuueater]

i love how fucking straightforward jurassic park was

“yeah the raptor is contained…. unless they figure out how to open doors lmao” *cuts to a raptor opening a door*

[bbcearth-bbca]

[queenoftheimps]

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST I DID NOT EXPECT

[urfaveblouse]

even animals are sinners

[dean-sam-winchesterbros]

[stevenjackie]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Bermuda Triangle is less of a problem than I thought it would be when I was younger

[satninlove]

Elvis Presley’s bride, Priscilla, had a 3.5 carat diamond engagement ring encircled by 21 smaller diamonds and diamond chips.

[funnymushroom]

[vaginawizard-deactivated2015111]

[unclefather]

[iamnolongerhere-l-deactivated20]

when someone asks me about my best friend

[milkmaidmilf]

resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do

[harley-quinzel]

They became the King and Queen of Gotham City, and God help anyone who disrespected the Queen.

[swarnpert]

friend: hey you wanna go to jimmy johns? me, an intellectual: i would love to have a meal at james johnathans

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

suits

lacy lingerie

eyeliner

[heartlit]

•blood of your enemies

[a-mended-mind]

•flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up

[rosesandgirlswithpinkhair-deact]

glasses

[forrowest-blog]

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