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Halloween Esthetic 👻🎃

naturaekos

“People don’t always get what they deserve in this world.”

— Lemony Snicket, The Blank Book (via amargedom)

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I love the kind of tired that comes from a lot of fresh air and a little too much sun

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sleepthislifeaway

Pierce The Veil // The Balcony Scene

vegancottagecore

i need!!! to be in the forest. run my hand through a little stream. climb over a fallen tree…maybe sit down on a stone and forget about society for a bit

noneed4thisstory

Prompt: Start your story with a sentence that is genuinely happy and upbeat, no double meanings. End it with the same sentence, but this time it’s chilling, dark, horrifying etc.

I love seeing the flowers bloom.

It takes hard work to get good flowers. To get big, healthy flowers, with all the buds blooming.

Seeing the flowers bloom is the reward I get for all the work I put in; the right amount of sunlight, the right amount of water, finding the right location, with the kind of loose soil that’s easy to dig in.

The right fertilizer.

Not just anybody can grow good flowers. They need to have good habits. No smoking, no alcohol, unless it’s fruit based. Not too much fat.

Though I’ve found that a little extra fat gives more colour.

Get rid of the clothes, fabric restricts the composting process.

Some say just scoring the flesh is enough, but I like to cut mine into pieces. Not too small, rough chunks will do, and arrange them in a circle.

I find if you leave it whole, the whole plant wilts before decomposition can even begin, but if you mince it too finely, all the nutrients will seep out before the flowers have time to sprout.

Bury it deep, give the roots room to grow, but not too deep, or the little things won’t be able to reach.

I like to mix fertilizers, see their different effects on the same type of flower.

Finding the right fertilizer is difficult; it’s hard to know if it’s good until you’ve opened it, and I’m getting too old to be dragging those heavy bags around.

But it’s worth it.

After all the hard work, long nights finding the perfect place with just the right kind of soil, breaking my back moving and planting the perfect fertilizer, and long days spent watering and weeding and shading the delicate new sprouts from too much sun, it’s worth it to see those big, healthy flowers.

I love seeing the flowers bloom

veryfunnymemes

feministism

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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

raginrayguns

My mom learned it because she figured she’ll go deaf when she gets old

manyblinkinglights

My family went holiday SCUBA diving once, and a couple of Deaf guys were in the group. I was really little and I spent most of the briefing overcome with the realization that while the rest of us were going to have regulators in our mouths and be underwater fairly soon, they were going to be able to do all the same stuff and keep talking.

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The only reason some form of sign language is not a standard skill is ableism, as far as I can tell.

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deliciouspirategod

She’s the guardian of the beach. She protects it from the evil human minds cannot comprehend

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

THE SAND GUARDIAN

GUARDIAN OF ALL THE SAND

sheyzeyyy

POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HER

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Cat: (MEOWS ANGRILY AT THE SEA)

lilithyanstuff

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

neighborhoodmemes

meirl

madamspeaker

mamalazzer

The new Star Wars trailer looks amazing

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Why is she holding it like a wand

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Because she’s a fucking witch, Grant.

priscellie

Man. I feel so thirsty lately. I can’t drink enough water. I feel like the senator guy in that X-Men movie after getting exposed to Magneto’s mutant machine, and he keeps drinking drinking drinking water uncontrollably until he dives into the ocean and becomes a terrifying jellyfish creature and explodes. Freaking Magneto. I was already sympathetic to the mutant cause. Why you gotta hate?

seananmcguire

You’re not a mutant, honey, you’re a mermaid. It’s all right. Once your scales start coming in, you won’t be as thirsty.

knitmeapony

You know, being a diagnostician in a world with more public magical creatures must be a trip and a half.

“Extreme thirst has a lot of causes. Let’s check your blood sugar, and let’s take a skin sample to see if you’re developing scales.”

“Joint pain is pretty common when someone’s pushing themself that way with training, and I’d definitely recommend some rest, but it sounds like it’s been coming on with the moon so we might want to do a blood test to check for lycanthropy.”

“I’m going to give you this journal. Keep track of how often you’re near bodies of water and copses of trees – not single trees, there needs to be a cluster.”

“Bear with me, I know you’re lactose intolerant, but buy a pint of milk and keep it in your kitchen. If it spoils faster than expected, we’ll have a better idea of what’s going on here.”

seananmcguire

“Have you considered that you may not, in fact, actually be a mammal?”

hasufin

“Okay, I’m going to have to refer you to a specialist. It looks like your tertiary dentition is coming in.” “I think we need to check for allergic reactions to silver, iron, a few types of wood, garlic, and holy water. That’ll help us rule out some possible causes for this rash. In the mean time I think you should avoid Italian food and holy ground.”

“Have you noticed clusters of birds following you? Were they corvids? Hm, interesting. You ought to come in to the office so we can discuss this further.” “That itching sensation might be a rash, but I think we ought to give you an MRI and see if you’re about to grow horns.”

defilerwyrm

So basically, medicine in the Dark Ages, upgraded.

disasterlarper

This is literally my dream as a writer and my worst nightmare as a nurse

syncretic11

So I imagine a supernatural version of House where almost every episode someone is like “it’s lycanthropy” and the House character goes “it’s never lycanthropy” except for the one episode it is where the title of the episode is lycanthropy.