Prefect Duties || Lily + Marlene
"Should’ve jinxed the awful stuff in his trousers, frankly. Regretting that a bit now, if I’m honest. You know, after two years as a prefect, I’m fairly sure that isn’t how rounds work. Though, I’d be willing to bet a few people would argue I’m doing it wrong, so who knows? Besides, it’s not all about dodging detentions. Perhaps I’m just wittingly charming enough to do that on my own."
"Remember? I’ve had enough trouble trying to erase that memory from my brain. Honest, I swear that was the slowest carriage ride in all of existence. Oh, Merlin, I think I’m having flashbacks, that was just awful!”
"I suppose it's a bit too unfeasible to demand a time turner in order to return to this moment and hex the idiot's junk and expect the Ministry to actually go for it, isn't it? Bugger. Though, I mean, we could always steal one. I have connections. Or we could just track down the boy. Really. I'm itching to do something, and I think improving the male species is a worthy use of my time. Detention would even be worth it—and honestly, maybe that's how rounds should work. I'd be a great addition, Lil, just think—I have no prerogative to be remotely responsible nor polite to nonsense humans, because I don't have a badge—or the kind of personality, really—but because I'd be on patrol with Hogwarts' future Head Girl, they'd all be too confused to argue! Bloody brilliant, really. And please, I'm charming—apparently, professors just don't like it when your charm is infused with some cheeky wit. No accounting for taste. You are quite charming, though—still, so are me and James and, well, all the Marauders, really, and we still get detention. I mean, we deserve it, but still."
"Right? I mean, what were they thinking? Did they not realise they were sharing the carriage with two perfectly innocent, lovely upperclassmen with no desire to be traumatised within an inch of their life? Evacuating—yes, evacuating, I don't care if James laughed when I said that when I told him the sordid tale, it's the most accurate term—that carriage felt like the greatest blessing of my life."












