Bend the Rules

Hey. My designation is Sideswipe, and I'm here to bust up some 'Con skidplate along with my twin brother. DECEPTICONS SUCK. ((G1 Cartoon Sideswipe RP blog))

[professional-squishy]

(( Well, no one had any porn requests, so have a couple cuties getting their V-cards punched ;D ))

[recklessprankster]

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy but here's my comm. line so comm. me maybe~~ *Bluestreak might have had a cube or two with Smokescreen not too long ago. So don't be too surprised that the Praxian is a little flirtier than usual*

-Nope, Sideswipe doesn’t mind at all!- You sure you want me to take this~? Who knows what all I’d comm. you about, babe~ -His words came out with a little purr and a little amused grin tugs at his lips.- Say, what drink number you on now?

[sharptalkingdatsun]

*The young Praxian can’t help but laugh as Sideswipe not only nuzzles into his neck but allows his fingers to slip into open seams in the gunner’s plating. The feeling causes a tickling sensation to travel up through his frame and he can’t help but to arch up into his lover’s hands. And at the frontliner’s response to his words, his optics brighten as his smile broadens. Even if Bluestreak is known for his happy disposition, the smiles he gives to Sideswipe in these more tender moments are unlike the smiles that usually form on his faceplates. Not that Bluestreak isn’t happy with other aspects of his life. It’s just…Sideswipe makes him feel an incredible amount of joy he wasn’t aware his spark could feel.

Warm blue optics trail over the larger mech’s faceplates in silence. A silence that for once brings peace to the gunner’s processor. Underneath Sideswipe like this, being touched and loved upon, Blue doesn’t feel the need to fill the air with every single thought. Instead he just finds himself cherishing this moment for what it is.

As his optics watch Sides, he can’t help but think of how handsome he is. No, that’s not the right word he thinks. Lovely would be more fitting. Strong, dedicated, loving, home

Everything about Sideswipe, from how he looks to what he has been and what he has become to Bluestreak is lovely.*

Love you, Sideswipe.

[recklessprankster]

-Blue’s laughter tickles his audios in a pleasant way; he’s always been attracted to hearing the jovial tone come from the doorwinger. Now it just makes him feel that much better that he’s able to pull it from him more often. Now he likes knowing that he’s the cause for Blue’s happiness. Well, one of them at least. And with that smile comes that loving gaze Blue’s giving him which makes his spark do weird little flutters inside of his chassis.

This one mech has caused him to feel so many different things over the years they’ve known one another, and this just feels so right. What they have going on now is like it has always meant to be.

He stares right back at Blue as comfortable silence stretches between them. Hell, he remembers when silence could never be found with the this Praxian but now, it's becoming more common. Sideswipe likes Bluestreak's voice, don't get him wrong, just knowing that Blue feels comfortable around him to allow silence to happen is very meaningful.

This is his Bluestreak. His sharpshooter, his best friend, his shoulder to rest on, his audio to hear his complaints and fears, his reliable brother in arms, his lover, his everything.

Sideswipe softly presses his lips to Bluestreak's, both hands coming up to frame the charming face plates.- I love you too Blue. Always.

[recklessprankster]

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy but here's my comm. line so comm. me maybe~~ *Bluestreak might have had a cube or two with Smokescreen not too long ago. So don't be too surprised that the Praxian is a little flirtier than usual*

-Nope, Sideswipe doesn’t mind at all!- You sure you want me to take this~? Who knows what all I’d comm. you about, babe~ -His words came out with a little purr and a little amused grin tugs at his lips.- Say, what drink number you on now?

[sharptalkingdatsun]

*Engine purring happily as he feels Sideswipe pressing back into the kiss, the gunner makes a small happy noise when his mech rolls them on the berth. His arms immediately come up to wrap around the frontliner’s neck; pulling the larger mech flush against his frame.

Millions of years and no one and nothing can compare to Sideswipe and Sunstreaker; the two mechas that went from being his best friends to lovers. He wishes the golden warrior was here with them. Even though the current mission Sunny is on shouldn’t have him away from the Ark as long as last time, Blue still can’t help but want him with them. He wouldn’t expect Sunstreaker to be as affectionate as Sides is right now but just having him here would be enough for the gunner. The smaller steps he’s making with the vain mech have worked well for Blue.For now though, Bluestreak will focus that attention and energy on the red plated mech currently wooing him. 

Besides as well as Sideswipe knows him, Blue’s sure the prankster can feel the passion and desire Blue has for him and his twin through this kiss.

When he slowly breaks the kiss, he moves one of his hands to pet the back of Sideswipe’s helm*

Think I’m addicted to you.

[recklessprankster]

-He softly moves his lips against Bluestreak’s, enjoying the moment far too much. There’s no doubt in his mind of the rumors circulating amongst the crew mates and then some about his berth habits. He is well aware of the reputation he’s made for himself in the past about being a very wild, rough, insatiable lover in the berth. Of course he loves doing it like that, but there’s also a part of him solely reserved for some in particular. Well, two in particular. 

One which he's got right here with him.

He likes being able to show Blue this other side of him. The softer side which is full of tender kisses and passionate touches. He likes being the recipient of the grey gunner's passion and desire. Frame flush against Blue's, his engine purrs loudly in contentment from the fond petting to the back of his helm.

When the kiss is slowly broken, his blue optics dimly online and he looks down at the cute mech he has laying in his berth. A smile forms automatically at those words and he feels his spark doing happy little flips and flares.

He nuzzles into Blue's neck and his hands slide up the Praxian's sides, fingers lightly dipping into open seams.- Good~ 'Cause I know I'm fraggin' addicted to you too and there's no cure I'm afraid.

[recklessprankster]

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy but here's my comm. line so comm. me maybe~~ *Bluestreak might have had a cube or two with Smokescreen not too long ago. So don't be too surprised that the Praxian is a little flirtier than usual*

-Nope, Sideswipe doesn’t mind at all!- You sure you want me to take this~? Who knows what all I’d comm. you about, babe~ -His words came out with a little purr and a little amused grin tugs at his lips.- Say, what drink number you on now?

[sharptalkingdatsun]

*Bluestreak isn’t sure what it is about Sideswipe growling but it never fails to excite the gunner. That combined with the frontliner’s nip to his audio and following words have the Praxian’s engine rumbling happily. Blue can’t think of another mecha prior to the twins that have managed to make him feel this way; excited, happy, revved up, and overall loved. He can clearly remember the admiration he felt towards Prowl and the giddy feelings he had during that small crush on Blaster. But even those lacked the rush and mix of emotions he can get just from lying on top of Sides and having the larger mech growl for him of all things*

Just for me? *He lifts his helm up and smiles at Sideswipe before leaning down so that his lips are barely brushing against the Lambo as he speaks*

You and Sunny know how to make a mech feel special. *Tone flirtatious, his optics darken slightly* All yours. Every little bit of my frame and spark belongs to you two. *With that, he finally closes the distance between them to steal a soft kiss*

[recklessprankster]

-All the past mecha he's been with can't compare to what he has with Blue and there's not a chance he's ever going to be will to change that. Someone will have to force him away from the grey Praxian who's giving him that sweet smile. Too bad Sunstreaker is off on a mission right now but next time, the three of them can be doing this together in the berth maybe. Funny at the same time he thinks that Blue mentions the other mech and Sideswipe can't help but look right back with the same desire filled expression Blue is showing him. He speaks softly.- Stealin' my words and my spark.

-When Blue has their lips brushing together, it sends a pleasant zap of sensation right through his frame and his arms tighten around the other bot.

Hands feeling up the slightly smaller frame as his lips press back into Blue's. He holds it there for a moment longer before gently rolling them on the berth so that now Blue is the one underneath him. He keeps his lips on Blue's, loving the feeling of those soft lips against his own.-

[recklessprankster]

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy but here's my comm. line so comm. me maybe~~ *Bluestreak might have had a cube or two with Smokescreen not too long ago. So don't be too surprised that the Praxian is a little flirtier than usual*

-Nope, Sideswipe doesn’t mind at all!- You sure you want me to take this~? Who knows what all I’d comm. you about, babe~ -His words came out with a little purr and a little amused grin tugs at his lips.- Say, what drink number you on now?

[sharptalkingdatsun]

*Even if he wasn’t a little overcharged, he would still enjoy this little moment between the frontliner and himself. There’s something about seeing a gentler more playful side of Sideswipe and lately Sunstreaker that makes Bluestreak feel good on a level he can’t really begin to describe. When Sides does exactly what he asks and growls, the gunner laughs before making a small noise of pleasure at the vibrations from the Lambo’s engine rumbling beneath him.*

Sideswipe! *He buries his face in Sides’ neck for a moment; making a small Mmh noise in the larger mech’s plating. His own engine can’t help but purr as well now*

Primus, you’re so fraggin sexy.

[recklessprankster]

-Even though Blue’s overcharged, Sideswipe’s mind isn’t solely focused on interfacing. He likes these little moments he has with Blue. It’s something others won’t see of him– or likely the gunner, he assumes. The twins aren’t just rough and tough. Guess it just goes to show how much he enjoys being himself and more around the doorwinger.

When Blue buries his face into his neck, Sideswipe chuckles and affectionately nudges the top of that grey helm. Again he growls but this time, as he angles his helm slightly, he lightly nips at the Praxian’s right audio.- All this hotness is just for you sweetspark.

-Right hand slides up to press between Blue’s doorwings, and his left arm remains tight around the trim waist.- You're alllll mine~

[recklessprankster]

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy but here's my comm. line so comm. me maybe~~ *Bluestreak might have had a cube or two with Smokescreen not too long ago. So don't be too surprised that the Praxian is a little flirtier than usual*

-Nope, Sideswipe doesn’t mind at all!- You sure you want me to take this~? Who knows what all I’d comm. you about, babe~ -His words came out with a little purr and a little amused grin tugs at his lips.- Say, what drink number you on now?

[sharptalkingdatsun]

*The smile on his face broadens at the kiss to his helm. And when Sideswipe moves him to the berth, he’s more than happy to see the frontliner joining him on the berth. Arms moving to wrap around his lover, he hugs the larger mech tight as he continues to nuzzle into him. It’s that possessive growl leaving his mech’s lips however that has his own engine purring in response. The Lambo knows him very well. There’s something about having the twins claim him as theirs that gets him revved up*

Slag, you’re going to get me /wet/. Gettin me all hot talking like that. Primus, you’re so fraggin’ hot.

*Of course that hi grade means Bluestreak has less of a filter right now. Speaking his thoughts of arousal so easily to Sideswipe, yes you can be sure he’ll be a rambling blushing mess comes morning when he recalls this. However right now-*

Growl again?~

[recklessprankster]

-The overly affectionate Datsun he has in his berth now on one hand makes Sideswipe chuckle, and on the other really love having Blue's attention solely on him like this. The zero filter is something Sideswipe likes being privy to whenever his doorwinger has one too many cubes of high grade~ 

His optic ridges raise upwards when Blue says he's going to be him wet. Ahhh... He really needs to get Blue to drink with him more often since he gets like this. It's funny and hot at the same time. Primus. This Praxian will be the end of him.

The way he's positioned them– Blue laying on top of Sideswipe– the Lamborghini, does just as asked. Engine rumbling, his lips curl up to bear his dentae (it's damn close to what a dog would do when guarding something) and he growls playfully.-

Grrrr~

[recklessprankster]

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy but here's my comm. line so comm. me maybe~~ *Bluestreak might have had a cube or two with Smokescreen not too long ago. So don't be too surprised that the Praxian is a little flirtier than usual*

-Nope, Sideswipe doesn’t mind at all!- You sure you want me to take this~? Who knows what all I’d comm. you about, babe~ -His words came out with a little purr and a little amused grin tugs at his lips.- Say, what drink number you on now?

[sharptalkingdatsun]

*Lifted up by his mech, Bluestreak laughs lightly before moving his helm to kiss Sideswipe’s cheek. Intoxicated or not, he’s crazy about the reckless twin holding him and can recognize these smaller protective actions Sideswipe makes regarding him. He’ll be all tinted cheekplates in the morning but like Sideswipe, he’s going to enjoy the little boost of confidence that hi grade has given him*

You and Sunny are my favorite. Can’t pick between you. Wouldn’t think of it. Both the best. *As Sideswipe carries him, he begins to nuzzle under the red plated mech’s jawline* My two sexy handsome mechs. Only you two can comm. me all night long.

[recklessprankster]

-Keeping his arms wrapped tightly around the doorwinger, Sideswipe gets to his room and quickly keys in the code for the door to open. Feeling Blue nuzzling into him just makes him feel that much more of a good mech for his lover~ Everyone knows by now just how protective he and his brother can be over Blue. It just comes naturally to them.

He kisses the top of Blue's grey helm when he steps into the room and makes his way over to the berth. Letting go of his cute lover now doesn't even cross his mind.- If any other glitch gets it into their head to comm. you all night long, let us know and we'll talk to them. -More like threaten the hell out of them... but that's talking in their books.-

'Cause no one goes after what's ours. -He says that with a slight possessive growl, knowing how much Blue likes that too.-

[recklessprankster]

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy but here's my comm. line so comm. me maybe~~ *Bluestreak might have had a cube or two with Smokescreen not too long ago. So don't be too surprised that the Praxian is a little flirtier than usual*

-Nope, Sideswipe doesn’t mind at all!- You sure you want me to take this~? Who knows what all I’d comm. you about, babe~ -His words came out with a little purr and a little amused grin tugs at his lips.- Say, what drink number you on now?

[sharptalkingdatsun]

*Tugged closer to the Lamborghini, Bluestreak moves his hands to wrap around Sideswipe’s neck. Tomorrow when the gunner finds out about how he acted around the red plated mech, he’ll find a reason or two to get flustered. But for now, all he can focus on is the alluring mech flirting back with him. His optics stay hot on his lover’s before shuttering as the larger mech closes the distance between them. Loving the taste of his mech combined with the hi grade from earlier, he makes a small noise of pleasure into their liplock before slowly breaking the kiss*

Mmh~ My favorite.

[recklessprankster]

-A lopsided smirk forms on the frontliner's lips when their kiss breaks. It's instantaneous when he wraps both arms around the Praxian's frame, hoisting him upwards into his strong arms so that he can carry his clearly intoxicated lover. A few drinks can do the gunner in and Sideswipe– dare he say it– is looking forwards to making the now confident doorwinger blush fifty shades of red come tomorrow when he's not under the influence. But for now, he'll enjoy the moment for all its worth.-

You're my favorite. -He's just going to start carrying Blue down the hall, back to his room.-

[recklessprankster]

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy but here's my comm. line so comm. me maybe~~ *Bluestreak might have had a cube or two with Smokescreen not too long ago. So don't be too surprised that the Praxian is a little flirtier than usual*

-Nope, Sideswipe doesn’t mind at all!- You sure you want me to take this~? Who knows what all I’d comm. you about, babe~ -His words came out with a little purr and a little amused grin tugs at his lips.- Say, what drink number you on now?

[sharptalkingdatsun]

*His engine gives its own answering rumble at the hand playfully grabbing his aft. The look on his faceplates grows sultry as his optics lock onto Sideswipe’s. Something about that heated look always gets him revved up. While normally his cheekplates would heat up and he’d become flustered at the attention, the hi grade in his systems have him feeling bolder than usual*

Mmh, good. Cause I could really go for a drink, sexy~

[recklessprankster]

You that thirsty~? -His arm around Blue tightens, pulling the slightly smaller mech right up against his larger frame. By now, Sideswipe's optics have darkened a tad due to Blue's confident, sultry stare. Damn it's so hot when Blue gives him that look. Don't get him wrong, he adores that cuteness Blue has usually, but there's something about this other side of him that gets the frontliner going. Thank you high grade.-

Guess I should take care of my mech's needs hm~? -Leans in and presses his lips to Blue's, tasting the high grade too.-

[recklessprankster]

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy but here's my comm. line so comm. me maybe~~ *Bluestreak might have had a cube or two with Smokescreen not too long ago. So don't be too surprised that the Praxian is a little flirtier than usual*

-Nope, Sideswipe doesn’t mind at all!- You sure you want me to take this~? Who knows what all I’d comm. you about, babe~ -His words came out with a little purr and a little amused grin tugs at his lips.- Say, what drink number you on now?

[sharptalkingdatsun]

*The gunner chuckles at Sideswipe’s response before leaning a little more on the larger mech*

I want you to have it, handsome~ Want you to comm. me all night long with that sexy voice of yours.

*To emphasize his flirty words, he moves a finger to trace down Sideswipe’s chassis. That purr leaving the frontliner’s lips just have his doorwings swaying a bit*

One…no, two drinks. Not a lot. I’d like to have a tall drink of you though. 

[recklessprankster]

-That grin broadens when Blue leans more on him and Sideswipe automatically slides an arm around the slightly drunk mech's hips. His hand oh so casually grabs at that cute grey aft too.

His engine can't help but rumble when he feels that digit tracing down his chassis and he fixates the doorwinger with a heated stare– those doorwings do him in every time!-

You know I'm an open tap just for you, good lookin'~

[recklessprankster]

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy but here's my comm. line so comm. me maybe~~ *Bluestreak might have had a cube or two with Smokescreen not too long ago. So don't be too surprised that the Praxian is a little flirtier than usual*

-Nope, Sideswipe doesn't mind at all!- You sure you want me to take this~? Who knows what all I'd comm. you about, babe~ -His words came out with a little purr and a little amused grin tugs at his lips.- Say, what drink number you on now?

[maruta365]

暑中お見舞い申し上げます

[logicalpraxian]

   Dear Autobots and affiliates,

On behalf of Optimus Prime and Sandbridge Beach, I request all attending our upcoming excursion observe and review not only the Autobots Rules and Regulations handbook assigned to each and every one of you(If you are missing one, please stop by my office ASAP) but the protocols and expected conduct of those visiting Sandbridge Beach. 

I urge you all to take note of what is and isn’t approved behavior prior to boarding Skyfire. Again, review the handbook assigned to you and make time to visit the official Sandbridge Beach website to know what is expected of you. The appropriate link is attached to this document. Extra handbooks are located in my office.

Any failure to comply will result in an immediate punishment and constant disruptive behavior will lead to an officer escorting you back to base early. 

Fuel and snacks will be provided and dispersed through Ratchet and First Aid.  Do not attempt to sneak hi grade onboard. Ironhide and I will be checking everyone before they’re permitted to board Skyfire.

Games and events have been planned. A list detailing them along with the intended time frames for each event is also attached to this document. Please feel free to sign up for any. Any questions or concerns regarding beach games should be directed towards Jazz.

Above all, safety first. The “buddy system” will be used for the duration of our trip. Buddies will be randomly assigned. 

Remember, while this trip is for leisurely activities, you are representing not only the Autobots but Cybertronians as well. Leave a good first impression or lose your right to future trips.

 Your signature acknowledging you have read over this form and agree to do what is instructed is required.

[recklessprankster]

... Ugh. It's just a beach trip. 

I better get a good "buddy."

[irritablecmo]

"Do not start with me Sunstraker. You too Sideswipe. You two are causing more work for me than the whole SLAGGIN’ AUTOBOT ARMY!!” He was now standing over the two warriors, yelling at them. “Is it so hard to LISTEN TO ME? I should reformat you two into a pair of toasters. GET UP," he hissed demandingly and motioned down the hall in the direction of his medical bay.

"Not a word from either of you.”

[vaingloriousfrontliner]

[With a growling engine and continued glare at the red and white bot, Sunstreaker stood and begun marching off towards the med bay as indicated. He shot a look at his twin, clearly saying that this entire mess was his fault. Under his breath, mainly for only Sideswipe to hear, he cursed at his brother.] Slagger.

[recklessprankster]

-Oh how Ratchet knows him all too well. He was about to say something smart only to shut his mouth for once and do as told.

Walking alongside Sunstreaker, Sideswipe looks at the older mech and returns that look with one of his own. Saying that if Sunstreaker weren't so easily angered, this wouldn't have happened.- Fragger.

[irritablecmo]

With no one showing up as demanded, Ratchet took it upon himself to hunt down his victims. Primus’s light was shining down on him when he heard the tell tale shouts of two frontliners going at it. This wouldn’t be the first time. Rounding the corner, he saw the two in the midst of an all out brawl and took it upon himself to break them apart before it became too worrisome.

"I SLAGGIN’ TOLD YOU TWO PIT SPAWN GLITCHES TO GET YOUR AFTS INTO THE MEDBAY.”

With a medics precision, he flung his wrench at both their helms.

[vaingloriousfrontliner]

[Before he could land another hit on his twin, his helm met with the metal wrench and he instantly keeled over, holding his helm in his hands. Primus, did that hurt. At least it managed to halt him from decimating Sideswipe.] Damn medic…

[recklessprankster]

-The wrench had rebounded off of Sunstreaker's helm and smacked Sideswipe right in the center of his. His hands immediately go to his faceplates where his forehelm instantly starts to bubble with pain.- OWOWOW... 

-Ratchet... well this will be interesti–... yup there's definitely a dent on his helm now.-

[vaingloriousfrontliner]

A joke. A joke? You slagging call this mess a just a little joke?! [Another two hits landed and he yanked the other mech up by the metal along his collar.] The only joke here is you.

[recklessprankster]

-He cries out from the hits and glares up at the testy bot. Oh how quickly this starts turning into one of their typical spats. Sideswipe snarls and rams his helm forwards, headbutting the other mech.- Kiss my aft.

[vaingloriousfrontliner]

[He grunted when his face was bashed into by Sideswipe’s helm. It caused his hold on the other mech to loosen as he brought a hand up to his nose. Energon rand down it and Sunstreaker growled menacingly before initiating one of their customary twin fights: no holds barred. 

Sideswipe will pay.]

[recklessprankster]

-Automatically, he reacts and grapples with his twin. Rolling on the ground and hitting this way and that– even biting. He plays dirty and Sunstreaker will have more than just paint to fix up.-

[vaingloriousfrontliner]

A joke. A joke? You slagging call this mess a just a little joke?! [Another two hits landed and he yanked the other mech up by the metal along his collar.] The only joke here is you.

[recklessprankster]

-He cries out from the hits and glares up at the testy bot. Oh how quickly this starts turning into one of their typical spats. Sideswipe snarls and rams his helm forwards, headbutting the other mech.- Kiss my aft.