Reckless Abandonment Issues

I’ll be your number one with a bullet A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it [Jason Todd RP account. DC Comics. NSFW content.]

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richbastardbat‌:

“I’m sure you got your sass from Alfred.” 

“It’s too bad you didn’t get your parenting skills from him.”

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Honesty: Are you injured right now?

It’s honesty hour 👀 anon or not I have to answer.

“How honest do I have to be so that you don’t punch me in the neck?”

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richbastardbat‌:

“Must you with the sass?”

“Don’t tell me you’re surprised. Guess you really never did pay attention.”

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Jason: This is probably the second weirdest way I’ve almost died.

Kara: What was the first?

Jason: It’s very complicated but, long story short, my family is banned from every Olive Garden in the state.

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snarkxindustries‌:

“I make it, Jason - I know what goes into it. It was not going to go into me.”

“Your sacrifice was in vain.”

#recklessxabandonment#thank you for your service now get the fuck out

“See if I ever do you a favor ever again out of my own volition without being asked.”

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“Greg, pick up your fucking phone and love me dammit!”

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how many chili dogs does it take to soothe the loneliness

It’s honesty hour 👀 anon or not I have to answer.

“... At least five many.”

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snarkxindustries replied to your post: What is the worst sexual mistake you've ever made?

“And then I had to make MORE of it because you took the entire cylinder, you bastard–”

“Hey, I did you a favor of finding out if it works or not instead of you trying it out yourself.”

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How many times have you lost a fight to a raccoon?

It’s honesty hour 👀 anon or not I have to answer.

“Don’t believe what that rabid fuck says, I won that fight fair and square!”

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What is the worst sexual mistake you've ever made?

It’s honesty hour 👀 anon or not I have to answer.

“Tony’s suit slime makes terrible lube.”

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richbastardbat‌:

“That’s not the point.” 

“Then what is the point, Bruce? Go on, enlighten me oh holy savior of the people?”

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richbastardbat‌:

“One city block that had almost sixty people homeless.” 

“Okay sure, but I made sure they knew about it well beforehand. They all made it out just fine and Black Mask is now down a headquarters.”

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richbastardbat‌:

“I’m sure, Jason. I’m sure.” Shaking his head. “When things are on fire why is it always you?” 

“I set one city block on fire and suddenly every fire is my fault? Rude.”

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It’s honesty hour 👀 anon or not I have to answer.

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I love this snarky bastard

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