Recursive Acronym

An. 16. She/Her.

[random-allusions]

[420bootywizard69]

This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.

[ninastestanin]

Holy shit ._.

[rebelsofshield]

Some RP sessions have better stories than actual fiction. I mean, goddamn.

[morgynleri]

@elegantmess-southernbelle

[tonkshamsandwich]

Holyyyy fuck

[lhzthepoet]

How do you kill a God?

Aphrodite laughs, head tossed back with stars in her hair, ‘We are immortal. We are ageless. We will never die.’ 

How do you kill a God?

Hera sighs, ‘You rob them of love and loyalty. They will be alone and unhappy, and eternity will seem like a punishment, but it is not death.’ 

How do you kill a God?

Zeus declares, rather confidently, ‘You deny them their power. Poseidon nods his head in agreement. ‘They will be weak and defeated, perhaps even chopped up into pieces, but it is not death.’ 

How do you kill a God?

Apollo closes his eyes. ‘You strip them of their senses. Their eyes, and they cease to see. Their ears, and they are rendered silent. They will be in the dark, conscious and cut off for millennium, but it is not death.’

How do you kill a God?

Hades whispers, though still his voice carries, ‘With another God. An immortal for an immortal. Era for an Era. A celestial being to strip another’s soul. He pauses, the rest are silent. ‘A God for a God.’

L.H.Z // How do you kill a God?

[cruciform-solidarity]

[butchdotgov]

Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.

[crystalandrock]

Millennial Tantalus has been promised that his unpaid internship will become a paid position as soon as the company has space for him. Every week he sees their new job posting. Every week he asks his boss if he can have a real job. The boss shrugs apologetically and says he’ll just have to make do with being paid in experience a little longer. He goes back and keeps working, over and over again, forever, and he never reaches the fruits of his labors.

[fiftysevenacademics]

Millennial Persephone can’t get a job without a degree, but because she had to take out loans to pay for college, she must spend 1/3 of her life working just to pay them off.

[sci-fantasy]

Millennial Cassandra’s title is Social Media Coordinator, she was hired to be the expert, but every time she tries to explain the problems in her company’s social media decisionmaking, the managers don’t listen…and end up hiring expensive PR flacks to repair the damage to their reputation when things blow up exactly as she predicted.

[necrofuturism]

Millennial Medusa uses multiple shades of primer and opaque foundation to cover the scars snaking across her face, hiding the bruises, aligning the asymmetry in her broken nose and jaw. Red matte on the lips, green shimmer on the lids. Flawless liner on the first try. She’s had lots and lots of practice. She films her transformation in secret for all to see and learn, and again, men are turned to anonymous stone faces screaming in horror. “Liar!” “Witch!” “Take her swimming on the first date!” These words do not discourage her. These words are a challenge. GlamGorgonXx posts another video.

[mao-tenno]

Millennial Prometheus uploads another PDF to his site. He’s lost track of the printing and edition of this textbook. He knows they just rearranged some of chapters then charge 150 dollars per copy, and the professor wrote the book himself. the ZIP fills uploads successfully, and he starts uploading the next one. He isn’t afraid of the potential lawsuit. knowledge shouldn’t held out of reach like this. 

[vanshira]

Millennial Arachne spends every dime and every minute she can spare with her yarn. Weaving, knitting, crochet, she does them all. Everywhere she goes, she takes her yarn and hook or needles or even a small loom with her so she can keep working in her downtime. Everyone who sees her work adores her work; she can make yarn do anything but deal cards. But when she tries to sell her work - at the price of materials plus a dollar per hour of labor - everyone says “yeah, it’s great, but you charge too much, you need to bring your prices down a little” and walks off to buy the exact same thing with a trendy designer label sewn on for twice as much. The next day, they come around and ask her if she’d be willing to knit them a scarf or a baby blanket or crochet a toy dog for their child’s birthday. In exchange? “I’ll invite you to the party. You can have cake.”

[collectivized-apiary-deactivate]

Millennial Icarus was always told off by his father for procrastinating on school assignments. When he got to college, most professors had midnight deadlines for their assignments, but were pretty flexible with it. 12:30 or 1:00 AM was not a penalizing time to turn in a paper. In his engineering class, there was only one assignment that was graded at the end of the semester: a final paper of 2,000 words worth 100% of their grade. Like all the assignments before, this was due at 12:00, but the professor was adamant about no papers being accepted after 12:00 AM sharp. He finished the paper on his laptop at 11:50, reached for his beer in celebration, and ended up spilling it on his laptop, frying it. 

[mohtz]

Greek Mythology | The Lovers Eros & Psyche, Achilles & Patroclus, Pygmalion & Galatea, Hades & Persephone

(i’m thinking about printing these and the greek mythology goddesses series.. so let me know if that’s something you’d be interested in! )

[matialonsorphoto]

eternal vastness

by matialonsor

[shakespearean]

Shakespeare reFashioned at Selfridges: Inspired by The Bard’s most iconic plays and quotes, 12 of the biggest names in fashion have created unique showpieces and one-of-a-kind designs for Selfridges’ world-renowned Oxford Street windows. More photos HERE.

[star-plasma]

[star-plasma sky collection] 

[defaultpurple]

Seashores in soft light ✨🌊

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[recursiveacronym-blog]

greek mythology as verbs

to icarus: when you know something is a Bad Idea but you do it anyway and fail spectacularly

to medusa: when you level someone so completely with a verbal beat-down that they're left unable to even respond

to sappho: to hit them with The Gay™

to anchorite: to say ✌️ and live a discourse-free life

to achilles: to fight anyone at anytime all day every day

[thelatestkate]

[coolthingoftheday]

The Magnetic Hourglass uses ferrous (iron) sand to create a beautiful stalagmite-like effect as it counts down time to exactly one minute. 

You can buy them for $22.50 USD here: [x]

[nadjaandlazslosmixtape-deactiva]

So satisfying

[sensitiveandopinionated-deactiv]

omg…this just made me …excited

[alriviera]

Pride and Prejudice Go

An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

[kvotheunkvothe]

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

[chillsexual]

This is mE

[nihilistwife]

proof ho-oh is superior to lugia

ho-oh keeps his shit ass gerbil children (entei, raikou, suicune) in line, unlike lugia, who can’t control his fucking nightmare spawn, moltres, articuno, and zapdos

[jean-kirschtussy]

Compare that to Arceus who had to banish one of their spawn into it’s own damn pocket dimension that doesn’t comply with the physics of the world Arceus created. 

[nihilistwife]

new dad tier system

good tier/ho-oh: lets you have your space, gave you structure and life skills so that you could be a successful adult

mid tier/lugia: means well but no one was given any emotional skills and thus no one understands conflict resolution

shit tier/arceus: locks you out of the house for embarrassing them in public

[veganpokemontrainer]

Bad tier/Regigigas: locks you up in your room with an annoying puzzle lock and no food, then leaves the country and falls asleep where no one can find him.

[nihilistwife]

i think regigigas is somehow below shit tier

[em-exceeds-change-zearu]

authoritative tier/rayquaza: lets you do you for the most part. but heaven help you if you start shit, especially if you and your sibling start squabbling