Untrodden Stones

@crystalandrock

Hi, I'm Grace (she/her)! My talents include unwanted puns, unneeded song parodies, and crying over plays written 400 years ago about people who died 600 years ago. My blog has lots of cats and Ace Attorney and sometimes other things too. Transphobia, homophobia, racism, antisemitism, and other forms of violent bigotry will not be tolerated.

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Oh lawrd he comin

Fun fact: Ivysaur never lost a battle on-screen in any animated pokemon media.

#wigglybutt!#pokemon

bogleech

#the first???? the FIRST??????#jk rowling #rowling cw

computerhaze

went to the svalbard seed vault on google earth and found myself confronted with what appears to be the Seed Guardian

lovesjustachemical

brecbc123

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I want to hold it 🥺👉👈

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Bears are more terrifying than most movie monsters. Most people just pass that by because they're so adorable.

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I may die trying to hug a bear

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steelplatedhearts

the hotel I’m staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. I’m in Heaven

steelplatedhearts

this is the best day of my life

steelplatedhearts

update: my shoe is a chew toy

#now we speak upon our queue

hollowboobtheory

when I was like 10 I learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time I got really stressed out whenever I had to cut anything bc like. what if I hit an atom at just the right angle

twofingerswhiskey

i had mental breakdowns over eating lettuce because i learnt the crunch was cells splitting apart and i thought what if i crunch lettuce and. i split an atom and wipe out my entire region just because i wanted a salad

#now we speak upon our queue

vykodlak

Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers

realkaijuhavecurves

#now we speak upon our queue

sophiaforevs

please tell me about this tom paris has two dads theory you mention

It’s not mine, can’t remember where I saw it. Basically two different people played “Tom’s dad,” Richard Herd and Warren Munsen. While it’s mentioned in S1:E1 “Caretaker” that he has a father Owen, from then on both are only referred to as “Admiral Paris” and no one ever mentions Tom’s mother. Tom talks about his childhood a lot and you’d think she’d come up at least once.

Now from a production standpoint it’s obvious that they cast one guy and then either changed their minds or he wasn’t available. But that’s not how star trek theories work. Since everything has to have an in-universe reason, the simplest answer is that he has two dads, both of whom are admirals in starfleet, and both of whom are crotchety old men.

Now, some may say “why didn’t he say dads or ever specify he didn’t have a mom?” And to them I say because it’s the 24th century. No one gives two shits if you have gay dads. It’d be like telling a story “So my mom was driving me to school, she has brown hair, and we saw a Bolian in a wig!” It’s completely irrelevant unless he ever needed to specify one dad vs the other but he never did since they’re so similar.

mylittleredgirl

love it. i shouldn’t laugh at the idea that tom paris managed to disappoint TWO admirals paris but i’m snickering a little bit.

protectspock

Tom paris has daddy issues squared

#star trek #now we speak upon our queue

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#now we speak upon our queue

forcekenobi

loved being like 12 years old and making an OC and saying “yeah they’re a hardened criminal. they’re deeply involved in crime. they’re in a gang” and then never elaborating on that because i didn’t know how crime worked. this is still my approach

#now we speak upon our queue