Hazbin Hotel is a show (I think)

She/Him | 20 | Aroace Lesbian

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Vaggie, doing pushups: This is too easy. Charlie, get on my back.

Charlie: I don't think that's-

Vaggie: GET ON MY BACK, CHARLIE!

Charlie: Coming! 😊

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Vaggie: I caught you! You were lying to me! BUSTED!!

Angel, tearing up: Sorry...

Vaggie: ...

Vaggie, panicking: Oh, shit. I don't know how to deal with this.

Vaggie, looking around: Uhh...

Vaggie: *pats Angel on the head* Pat, pat.

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Adam: Do you understand who you've made an enemy out of, girl?

Charlie: The only thing I understand is that I'm going to pound you so hard my girlfriend's gonna be jealous.

Vaggie: Oh, can we NOT?!

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Vaggie: I'm never wrong.

Vaggie: I thought I was wrong one time.

Vaggie: But I was wrong.

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Charlie: You ruined my life!

Lucifer: How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there!

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Charlie: We have to find the one responsible! It could be any of us!

Vaggie: Sweetie, it's Alastor.

Vaggie: I mean, come on. It's always Alastor.

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Angel: If you think it's so stupid, then why are you here?

Vaggie: Because you're my friend, you asshole!

Angel: ...

Angel: Awww!

Vaggie, rolling her eyes: Ugh...

Angel: Awe we fwiends, Vagatha? :3

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-after the fight against heaven-

Charlie: We're not murderers. I mean, if we'd been given the chance, we wouldn't have done it.

Nifty: I would!

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Charlie: *sigh* Looks like it's just me against the world, then.

Alastor: No, it's you and me against the world, my dear.

Alastor: Also, I'm against you. So it's you against the world.

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Cherri: If you want to know what women want, talk to a woman.

Sir Pentious: That's brilliant! Where can I find one?

Cherri: I'm a woman!

Cherri: I'M REFINED AND ELEGANT LIKE A DELICATE FLOWER, YOU JERK!!

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Blitz: How are we gonna get out of this?

Fizz: Oh, I know! In Scooby-Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and shit!

Blitz: Could we NOT base our escape plan off of what does and does not happen in Scooby-Doo?

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Mammon: You won't hit me! I've got witnesses!

Asmodeus: Fizzie, turn around.

Fizz: *turns around*

Mammon: Fizzie?

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Charlie: Well, that's wild. And I'm sorry-

Charlie: I feel like I'm just gonna KEEP saying sorry to you.

Angel: Whenever I just honestly report the facts of my life, people get emotional.

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Stolas: It's so beautiful out here.

Blitz: Yeah. It's just me, you, and the moon.

The moon: Hey, you two should kiss!

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Charlie, sliding up to Vaggie: Hey, are you an angel?~

Charlie: Because I'm allergic to feathers.

Charlie: *throws up*