[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[thelambliesdown1974]

Me and the guys at the gym making biscuits on each other and meowing

[yana-marie]

i was always a morning person. just not a practicing one

[wizardarchetypes]

i’m afraid i wouldn’t …

[wizardarchetypes]

my inability to act will haunt me

[eebie]

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[weaver-z]

The council will decide your fate

[weaver-z]

[iwontallowit]

[j4ya]

lasanyer

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling a girls parents you creampie her on a daily basis is socially unacceptable but saying you are trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

[kanashiba]

[unwindingcablecarss]

*pauses mid bj to put hair in bun* ok leggo

[kims-possible]

Ok so real talk I dated this guy for a while and whenever I went down on him I would tie my hair up. He told me later that I had accidentally conditioned him so that anytime I put my hair up around him he would immediately get a boner.

[unwindingcablecarss]

This is amazing

This is true power

[frodo-sam]

[finallyhaunted]

“I can’t do that, it gives me anxiety” vs. “it gives me anxiety because I haven’t done it” = unstoppable force vs. immovable object

[colachampagnedad]

[groupthinker]

[ithelpstodream]

[byzantium-glytch-deactivated201]

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[snowie-skyes]

And for the boys, no not wanting it doesn’t make you gay, less of a man, or anything to that effect, you’re allowed to say no too, and when she says “am I just not hot enoughy for you” that is an attempt to guilt you into sex.

[thedtproject]

When you don’t even know who you are anymore.

[mandaloriangf]

anyone else bitter they didn’t get to experience falling in love as a teenager

[mandaloriangf]

anyone else bitter they still haven’t experienced falling in love

[folieapleasedont]

when the depression hits but you still gotta do shit