joi

[headspace-hotel]

[jame7t]

Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

[jame7t]

Uh, your honor? I scrumped it

[sadomarxist]

[ruckuscauser]

[your-did-it-official]

Every Saturday is coelacanth Saturday

[valtsv]

me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

[prometheus-let-the-fire-rain]

Alternatively: fuck my squire

[valtsv]

[remembers falling on my sword jokes negatively impact my knight's oath] ...fuck my squire

[savedgame]

A tortious is sponsoring posts

[koioll]

do not fear tortoise ! i would give you lettuce !

and

appy slices

[herpsandbirds]

Burrowing Owl (Athene cunicularia), family Strigidae, order Strigiformes, Southern CA, USA

photo by Birds of Rey Wildlife Photography

[lucifersanluxe]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

1/4 of you guys live like this

[bedupolker]

Well. You can't say they don't take their theme seriously.

[bedupolker]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical 🦋

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[bisexualadamparrish]

saw this post & blacked out for 30 minutes & came back to awareness having had created this. the creative urge overtook me.

[luetta]

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost

[lakevida]

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

[veltroxx]

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

[lakevida]

save it for linkedin brother

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: bayonet violin with scope for precision ranged spells

[bigmeatpete69420]

You can give a cat a pill 3 times and then they will have your move set memorized and will animation cancel a swallow

[amygdalae]

First guy to sell hotcakes was probably like hooooly shit these things are selling like themselves