Shitpost Personified

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

<Rocky hate red pikmin.>

[sm-64-luigi]

Did

Did you guys get separated ALREADY

Hey I’a was just following the Pikmin, they know where to’a go a lot of the time. Turns out they’a don’t here.

[red-pikmin-1]

Don’t you blame me you ratatouille looking motherfucker

[green-the-flower-offical]

Orange is swearing at Seth because of the pikmin.

????

[orange-the-flower-offical]

SETH SAID THAT THE STUPID PIKMIN COULD BEAT ME! ITS PRACTICALLY MICROSCOPIC! ITS BULLSHIT

[red-pikmin-1]

Brlrbebebf I’m drowning velvet bsbadofksba a den

[seth-the-flower-offical]

Hey, I need you to settle something

Would I be able to OHKO Orange if I was thrown on her back, yes or no

@red-pikmin-1

Um…Yes?

[red-pikmin-1]

@orange-the-flower-offical HAH! SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!

[orange-the-flower-offical]

SETH YOU BITCH

I HOPE BOTH YOUR AND SETH'S PILLOWS ARE SOPPING WET TONIGHT

[seth-the-flower-offical]

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HALF THESE WORDS MEAN??

[orange-the-flower-offical]

>:(

[justvideogamesandrandomshit]

Shall I dunk @red-pikmin-1 in water? (without Olimar to save them)

As well as @seth-the-flower-offical's book and glasses (with an iron clamp holding them so they sink nice and deep)

For that blasphemy shall not be tolerated!

[orange-the-flower-offical]

Yes

[justvideogamesandrandomshit]

If you say so mate!

*a portal to 4546b (to the maw of the giant skeleton in Lost River) opens up*

*grabs @red-pikmin-1 and @seth-the-flower-offical's book and glasses and chuks them into the portal*

*the portal promptly closes*

Donzo!

[red-pikmin-1]

Wait wait wait wait wai

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, LET ME-

*balsljfkflabsbsbsldl*

[pink-the-flower-official]

who’s your favorite flower?

“Hmmm, if I had to choose, I’d say Orange, mew! But I love everyone in my family equally!”

[orange-the-flower-offical]

Hell yeah!

You're my favorite to

[red-pikmin-1]

Favorite to what

[green-the-flower-offical]

Orange is swearing at Seth because of the pikmin.

????

[seth-the-flower-offical]

Hey, I need you to settle something

Would I be able to OHKO Orange if I was thrown on her back, yes or no

@red-pikmin-1

Um…Yes?

[red-pikmin-1]

@orange-the-flower-offical HAH! SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!

[orange-the-flower-offical]

SETH YOU BITCH

I HOPE BOTH YOUR AND SETH'S PILLOWS ARE SOPPING WET TONIGHT

[seth-the-flower-offical]

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HALF THESE WORDS MEAN??

[orange-the-flower-offical]

>:(

[justvideogamesandrandomshit]

Shall I dunk @red-pikmin-1 in water? (without Olimar to save them)

As well as @seth-the-flower-offical's book and glasses (with an iron clamp holding them so they sink nice and deep)

For that blasphemy shall not be tolerated!

[seth-the-flower-offical]

W-Wait!

[red-pikmin-1]

Put a padlock on Seth’s glasses too, so he can’t open them

[cage-and-soul]

I was turning off my cool ass neon sign light that I stole and got fucking zapped :(

Owie :(((((

[red-pikmin-1]

Break the tubes and drink the glow sap

[seth-the-flower-offical]

Hey, I need you to settle something

Would I be able to OHKO Orange if I was thrown on her back, yes or no

@red-pikmin-1

Um…Yes?

[red-pikmin-1]

@orange-the-flower-offical HAH! SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!

[ralsei-hates-flowery]

So you hate flowery but do you hate the other colored flowers?

Okay, I kinda like the other flowers! Maybe Orange just hates me, though.

[orange-the-flower-offical]

Because you're a big bully! And you keep projecting the fact that you're a rat onto me!

[ralsei-hates-flowery]

Okay fuck you I guess

[orange-the-flower-offical]

Fuck you! You're the one that bullies me

[red-pikmin-1]

To be fair it’s REALLY hard to not look down on you

[orange-the-flower-offical]

Aren't you like barely an inch tall? You can shut up

[red-pikmin-1]

Which makes two things we have in common! Yippee!

[orange-the-flower-offical]

Im not an inch tall! Im much taller >:(

[red-pikmin-1]

If I got thrown on your back you’d get one shot, so let’s leave it at that

[ralsei-hates-flowery]

So you hate flowery but do you hate the other colored flowers?

Okay, I kinda like the other flowers! Maybe Orange just hates me, though.

[orange-the-flower-offical]

Because you're a big bully! And you keep projecting the fact that you're a rat onto me!

[ralsei-hates-flowery]

Okay fuck you I guess

[orange-the-flower-offical]

Fuck you! You're the one that bullies me

[red-pikmin-1]

To be fair it’s REALLY hard to not look down on you

[orange-the-flower-offical]

Aren't you like barely an inch tall? You can shut up

[red-pikmin-1]

Which makes two things we have in common! Yippee!

[ralsei-hates-flowery]

So you hate flowery but do you hate the other colored flowers?

Okay, I kinda like the other flowers! Maybe Orange just hates me, though.

[orange-the-flower-offical]

Because you're a big bully! And you keep projecting the fact that you're a rat onto me!

[ralsei-hates-flowery]

Okay fuck you I guess

[orange-the-flower-offical]

Fuck you! You're the one that bullies me

[red-pikmin-1]

To be fair it’s REALLY hard to not look down on you

[orange-the-flower-offical]

What does bravery mean to you?

Standing up for yourself? Idk? Im bad at this stuff

[red-pikmin-1]

We are well aware

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

<Grace complain ominous all seeing floating eyeball outside Grace ship keep watching Grace with judgemental gaze, statement.>

[red-pikmin-1]

All I’m hearing is that you both have someone to watch you sleep :)

[hotelmario-mario]

...I...n-no, but uh...I-I think my brother's gone through something similar...

[red-pikmin-1]

How can he be red and still be weak to fire?

[twilight-princess-link-official]

Are you not??

[red-pikmin-1]

No? Just like the Yellows are good with the zappy shit and blues can swim.

Listen, grass grows, sun shines, and brudda, I’m fireproof

[hotelmario-mario]

...I...n-no, but uh...I-I think my brother's gone through something similar...

[red-pikmin-1]

How can he be red and still be weak to fire?

[webber-da-spider]

Throwback to fourth grade when we were learning about rocks and rock terminology. Part of the work was researching the words and copying the definitions off of the chromebooks.

One of these words was cleavage, and yes, it resulted in a mass closing of chromebooks mid class