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strawberryzn

we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

valtsv

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

valtsv

by talos this cant be happening

rabioheab-deactivated20200416

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

#heritage post

anglaised

i need a radical change n my life and i need it now

steampunkforever

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

kraken17

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

demonius-darkblade

my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.