[REDACTED] et al.

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[only-cat-memes]

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[my-dailydreams]

Someone finally DONE IT !!!!

[blignick]

[theclassicsreader]

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

[hotvampireadjacent]

[malibuklaus]

[malibuklaus]

[birthdaypigeon]

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

[birthdaypigeon]

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

I love the fact that this is insinuating that jesus is going to try to kill these kids

[dykepuffs]

“They say, when you die, he’ll take your soul to live with him for all eternity…”

(Ominous door slamming, distant organ music plays “For I am the lord of the dance said he”)

[depsidase]

[sarhoskedi-deactivated20241211]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

“Mine”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’ve realized recently that you can easily weaponize the almost universal human fear of being Wrong pretty harmlessly to your benefit by simply acting gently confused when someone is rude or shitty to you. getting insulted and cocking an eyebrow with a smile and going “oh, that’s really strange to say, are you feeling okay?” makes people feel pants shittingly embarrassed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

unbearable pro strats

- just completely ignore it besides a giggle

-sweetly act concerned for their wellbeing because no one with a happy life says shit like that to others

[yms1]

this blog may contain sensitive content (its me im sensitive)

[magpiemohr]

“bright things grown in hollow spaces” - 15” x 22” linocut

[kusali]

Tweet of all time

[childrenlastdawn]

[chilewithcarnage]