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kaizsche

alt: the brisket cameo we never got :( TWISTERS (2024)

#god why is he SO HOT IN THIS MOVIE #HES NOT EVEN MY TYPE #twisters

dramatic-dolphin

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

dramatic-dolphin

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

transmasc-wizard

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

#history things

rubenniall

like what if i was a boy and i didn’t know how to say i love you besides stealing your clothing

#challengers

nirvanaida

i’m curious: what shakespeare play(s) did you study in school?

i did not have to study shakespeare

macbeth

hamlet

king lear

romeo and juliet

othello

the tempest

much ado about nothing

twelfth night

the merchant of venice

i studied multiple of these

the play(s) i studied are not listed. i had twelve slots okay

Voting ended onMar 1, 2024

#I studied hamlet three times and the tempest twice #or maybe it was midsummer nights dream twice?#I’ve also never officially studied king Lear or merchant othello but please refer to the hamlet three times #I also studied others that aren’t on the list but

pearl-stonecutter

I’m always this 🤏🏼 close to rerereading Kate Daniels

#it’s me #except mine is usually listening to audiobooks of the first three hidden legacy series #ilona andrews

cainlawiet

Merry Xmas everyone!!

Pick your favorite sock and maybe the little spirit inside will sit on your bed tomorrow (づ ◕‿◕ )づ

#they’re so cute??????#I want to squish them #feth #fire emblem three houses #idr my tag I do this every time

tim-official

map of US social and cultural regions i made that you can use if you want to start a fight

#greater Milwaukee is objectively the funniest part of this map #but calling the east coast the Kroger belt and then not even including the home of Kroger is more annoying to me than it should be #also including most of Florida the canonical home of Publix #ok ALSO south Florida as the Deep South????#still laughing about greater Milwaukee tho

fuckyeah2000s

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

#lion king #the theatre had little lion paw stickers on the floor and they made me so happy

mahgck

im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle

#me literally every day after work

memorycycle

*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*

queer-as-city-folk

Let's do a hypothetical,

If you had move to any other city in the US and cost wasn't a concern, where would you move?

New York

Philadelphia

Baltimore

DC

Boston

Seattle

Portland, OR

San Francisco

Chicago

St.Paul-Minneapolis

Pittsburgh

New Orleans

Voting ended onNov 12, 2023

#I was about to complain about St. Paul being on there over so many other cities #but then noticed the blog and it weirdly makes sense now #which I’m laughing but also concerned about how my brain works #anyway Chicago of those cities it’s chicago

fairieicedtea

behind every hot girl is a tbr of 100+ books

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

Hate hate hate how when I get angry there is a physical reaction but it's not glowing eyes or growing claws or something it's crying. This feels unfair.

avoidcrow

I need Ghibli therapy where some utter magic nonsense happens to me and it’s all very weird but there’s some nice people and when it’s over I come out of it a more complete person