"the living wake" starter prompts
"I drink to bring myself down to the level of the common man."
"The common man drinks, therefore, I must drink twice as much."
"That organ means I’m doomed, huh?"
"Here’s your invitation to my wake tonight."
"We know it’s short notice, but he only just came to terms with the whole affair last night."
"I look forward to meeting her in the afterlife… which may or may not exist."
"You’re not dying!"
"Do you suppose it’s God’s fault?"
"God will forgive my sins? …Come on, all of them?”
"Damn, just broke a rule."
"Go ahead and flog me."
"Today I’ve passed out twice, been beaten up once, and just flogged myself, so the blood may be from any of those."
"If you think that’s ridiculous, wait ‘til you see the finale!"
"THE SMOKE IS A METAPHOR!"
"I have shit in all of your pants."
"There’s a twenty-dollar bill taped to my left testicle for anyone who’s brave enough to get it."
"I present to you, my friends, whose names I honestly cannot recall!"
"It’s fifty extra for your friend."
"You were alright. A little strange, but alright."
"Don’t make me get my pimp!"
"Oh, majestic goat."
"Are you alright, friend? You’ve transcended pale."
"How did you die?"
"I’m not dead?"
"What is the key to a good life?"
"I carried you out."
"Did I faint?"
"There’s just not enough time!"
"I’ve been dead for two hours."
"Someday I’ll explain it to you in a brief, but powerful monologue."
"I’m dead? …Well, that wasn’t so bad!"
"The organ’s for effect."
"My whole life’s been awkward. Why stop now?"
"Perhaps we’ll see each other in the void."
"You have made a dying man very happy!"
"Collect all the stamps you can. If you control the postage, how can they send you threatening letters?"
"Jesus Christ, this is a long driveway."
“‘Love thy brother’? Oh, that won’t do. My brother’s an asshole.”
"YES! I’M STILL ALIVE!"
