"the living wake" starter prompts
"I drink to bring myself down to the level of the common man."
"The common man drinks, therefore, I must drink twice as much."
"That organ means Iâm doomed, huh?"
"Hereâs your invitation to my wake tonight."
"We know itâs short notice, but he only just came to terms with the whole affair last night."
"I look forward to meeting her in the afterlife⌠which may or may not exist."
"Do you suppose itâs Godâs fault?"
"God will forgive my sins? âŚCome on, all of them?â
"Damn, just broke a rule."
"Today Iâve passed out twice, been beaten up once, and just flogged myself, so the blood may be from any of those."
"If you think thatâs ridiculous, wait âtil you see the finale!"
"THE SMOKE IS A METAPHOR!"
"I have shit in all of your pants."
"Thereâs a twenty-dollar bill taped to my left testicle for anyone whoâs brave enough to get it."
"I present to you, my friends, whose names I honestly cannot recall!"
"Itâs fifty extra for your friend."
"You were alright. A little strange, but alright."
"Donât make me get my pimp!"
"Are you alright, friend? Youâve transcended pale."
"What is the key to a good life?"
"Thereâs just not enough time!"
"Iâve been dead for two hours."
"Someday Iâll explain it to you in a brief, but powerful monologue."
"Iâm dead? âŚWell, that wasnât so bad!"
"The organâs for effect."
"My whole lifeâs been awkward. Why stop now?"
"Perhaps weâll see each other in the void."
"You have made a dying man very happy!"
"Collect all the stamps you can. If you control the postage, how can they send you threatening letters?"
"Jesus Christ, this is a long driveway."
ââLove thy brotherâ? Oh, that wonât do. My brotherâs an asshole.â
"YES! IâM STILL ALIVE!"