misanthropic

[persephoneme]

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

[artwheat]

[sharpenededgess]

[vamplire]

“you should be at the club” i should be a vampire.

[kavalyera]

both🖤

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)

[argumate]

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

Grain-stealing thots

[esoanem]

I’m trying to steal your granary but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my decorated ass cheeks keeps alerting Hesiod

[pukicho]

The masculine urge to eat food to live

[mushroomburial]

The feminine urge to fucking starve and die I guess?

[pukicho]

Yeah

[theknitpotato-deactivated202505]

In 1850, a farmer found a secret village. It was later determined to be older than the Great Pyramids of Egypt. Archeologists estimated that 100 people lived in this village named Skara Brae, the "Scottish Pompeii." The houses were connected to each other by tunnels, and each house could be closed off with a stone door.

[mvrdermeharder]

One of my absolute favorite artifacts, the Skara Brae Buddo is from here!

This super cute figurine is from aprox. 2900–2400 BC, and one of the handful known figurines from the British Neolithic.

The figurine got its name when it was rediscovered in 2016: “Buddo” is an Orcadian word, a term of endearment and isn’t gender-specific. In the Neolithic most human figurines represented the feminine, often believed to be the goddesses of fertility and/or beauty, so this figurine is quite unique as it doesn’t have gendered features!

There’s a hole on each side, so it’s most likely that it was suspended (inside the home or as some kind of body ornament).

Its purpose is widely argued, some beleive the figurine to be a child’s toy, but it easily could’ve been an ‘idol’ or ‘fetish’ (= meaning it had a ritualistic and religious role).

Source for my summary:

Orcadian Collections - the Skara Brae Buddo | Orkney.com

In the first of a new feature, we explore some of the incredible artefacts that can be found in museums, archives and heritage centres acros

[schalotte]

kissa you.....

[importantcatpics]

[ingridverse]

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[insaneostyle]

[insaneostyle]

What if you 🫵 were a professional 🪓 executioner 🥷🏿⚰️in the 16th century 🕯️that lived as an outcast🥀😷 from polite society🤡 and I 💁‍♀️was condemned👨‍⚖️⚖️to death💀 for poisoning 🧪🤮a corrupt 😒local authority👮‍♂️ and you 🥰were tasked with decapitating me 😱🫨but when you went to move my hair💆‍♀️ away from my neck we locked eyes 👀 😍 and you proposed 😳💍 and we got married 👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️💒 right there on the gallows because a priest was already there to hear my last confession 🙏 and we rode off 🎠 into the sunset 🌅?? Haha 🤣what if??🙈👀 👉👈🥺

[insaneostyle]

[sophsun1]

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) dir. Chris Columbus

[lap-wolf]

LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

[insomniac-arrest]

why do you live with the wolf from The Thing

[heartnosekid]

ym.nara_mislin on ig

[secondlina]

It's time to PONDER, fellas...

[psychotic-gerard]

?

[psychotic-gerard]

this is how it feels to talk to my parents about my mental health