red guardian

alexei shostakov // closed rp

[axelmedellin]

Daily sketch 16 jan 20

Red Guardian

[astvrr]

“I don’t know, I think our new President may be onto something.” For obvious reasons Ripley had chosen to wear her uniform and mask. Did it do much to cover her face? No. It was for aesthetics. “Avengers are overrated.”

[redguardiian]

“So if you are not Avenger going by a different name, what are you?”

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thevdova‌:

“нет. Now you’ve offended me, Alexei. Melina would say listen to your father, but we’re in  America. I believe we are supposed to rebel against fathers here.”

“Don’t you dare start going American on my, Yelena. Melina would say to listen to me, and then betray me herself in the same breath.”

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scarletwiitching‌:

“I don’t drink. Not often. I remember Django, my father, and my mother serving Afinata. I miss  them today.”

“Then we shall drink and remember your parents, and my Natalia. How does that sound?”

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wolveriina‌:

“That’s one way to describe them.”

“Don’t you agree? You do live with one now.”

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bbombshells‌:

“Too! Much! @#$@#$! Gusto!”

“Maybe it is just that you lack gusto, my little friend.”

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exdaughterofthanos‌:

“I do not know this KGB but I am familiar with their ways.”

“Is there somewhere out there in space that trains people the same way?”

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captainbritains‌:

“There’s nothing wrong with being a Captain. Some things come with the title.”

“It’s not the title I worry about! It’s the symbol! It’s just as important.”

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hellxer‌:

“Don’t say that too loudly or people are going to stop taking shots at mutants for half a second to start aiming at you.”

Alexei only shrugged. “People have been shooting at me my entire life. I am used to it.”

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vclkyriors‌:

“I’m always celebrating.” Celebrating and mourning. She found the two to be intertwined now. Shoving the now empty cup towards him, Val leaned back in her chair. “Pour me another.”

Alexei did as he was asked and then refilled his own. “Are you sure you’re not Russian? You would fit right in.”

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gwenpooling‌:

“Everyone. Y’know, the whole culture caricature / stereotypes schtick. That’s totally cancelled.” 

“Hmph. I guess I should be pleased that it is, yes?”

[stream]

Black Widow (2020)

[bmbshellsarchive]

“I’m working on the whole being nice thing, but could you maybe not do that?”

[redguardiian]

“This is just how I talk! With gusto!”

[amaqvelinsarchive]

“The weather’s finally nice. Why would we waste it talking about conflict?”

[redguardiian]

“I have no conflict with you, so that would be a silly thing to do.”

[glaciemregina]

“My birthday was on the 1st and someone spread a nasty rumor that I was turning thirty. A horrid lie, I assure you.”

[redguardiian]

“So screw them!”

[wolveriinaarchive]

“I’m living with a literal Wolverine  and it’s not supposed to be ironic.”

[redguardiian]

“Ah! Wolverine’s are beautiful creatures!”

[pclariisarchive]

“It doesn’t matter if Dawn eats grass. Her hair won’t turn green. My childhood grass consumption has nothing to do with  my hair. Why we we still talking about this?”

[redguardiian]

“A little grass is good for the soul-- I have just made that up, but I think it sounds nice.”