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[thatkelpieboy]

INTRO POST !!!

Basic info-

Name- Vincent, Lou, Michael, kelp, or Will ! Either work

Age- minor 13-17

My Joyfriend💜- @online-darling

Pronouns- he/him

Sexuality- aroace fictoromantic finromantic omniromantic (I was in love with someone real once….)

I’m a fudanshi-

I yumeship with Jax from TADC and Tenna from Deltarune

I fictionkin Will Byers, Looey, Berdly, Spamton, Puso, Michael Afton, and Vox

Likes-

TADC

Hazbin hotel

One wheat mark

Stranger things

Oshikatsu

Yaoi

Dandy’s world

Yumeshipping

Sanrio

Jirai Kei

Yaoi again

Cutecore

Deltarune

Dislikes-

The dark

Abandonment

Being overstimulated

Flickering lights (light switches specifically )

Trigger warnings (all will have proper TW tags if discussed)

SA trauma

Hypersexuality

Sh

Suicide ideation

Dysphoria

DNI

MAGA

Pedos/zoos/etc

Tcc’s that romanticize criminals

Racists, homophobes, transphobes

Radqueers

Etc, just Basic DNI pretty much

[thatkelpieboy]

Guys I’m so sorry I don’t post a lot anymore I’m so mentally unstable idk wtf to post 💔

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[sweetbuniiiii]

i love you jirais under 13

I love you jirais over 18

I love you disabled jirais

I love jirai keis

I love lifestyle jirais

I love you enby jirais

I love you girl jirais

I love you boy jirais

I love you girl flux jirais

I love you boy flux jirais

I love you mirror prns jirais

I love you poc jirais

I love you pro recovery jirais

I love jirais that are clean

I love you jirais that are still struggling with sh

I love all jirais!!!

[dessertmine]

Romantic anons

Platonic anons

Creepy anons

Kind anons

I JUST WANT ANONS

[faeyuh]

“You sure this style is.. in demand, Mike? … Well, anything for the audience!!”

congrats to tenna for being tumblr’s sexiest man! thanks to him, i got to fulfill a promise :]

[thatkelpieboy]

YES YESSS THANK YOUUUUUU

[thatkelpieboy]

I made this. I guess…

TENNA WON HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM SO HAPPY RN

[melonjce]

HAPPY TENNASWEEP TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

[thatkelpieboy]

In honor of the Tumblr Sexyman contest of 2026 here is this disgusting thing I made back when sans won

Anyways vote Tenna

[lost-wicked-artist]

Guys... How funny do you think it'll be that as soon as the Tumblr sexyman contest ends this year, they announce Mitch McConnell is dead?

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[thatkelpieboy]

GUYS GUYS VOTE RIGHT NOW OMG

[thatkelpieboy]

I put my phone down unlocked and in the span of roughly 5 seconds it searched up “can” on Google, opened the domino pizza website, opened Amazon, turned on Apple Music, and started playing “the red means I love you”… anyways hows ur guy’s week going <3

[lowoffline]

i love when one of my mutuals reblogs something i posted like. aw. you relate to me. i love you ❤️

[leftbeeftheory]

Didn’t want to spoil anything before the free release so I can finally post this now

[kind-of-human2]

Imagine learning that the jerkass guy you’ve been trying to reach out to for at least a month who just killed himself was actually a repressed trans woman and now you have to listen to everyone misgender her because how are you supposed to bring that up in casual conversation

[kamyiin]

It’s never too late

[arackniss-fan]

TransFem Jax headcanon

I feel like Jax would abuse the shit out of phrases like "I'm literally just a girl" and "God forbid a woman have a hobby"