When bae giggles at a text that isn’t from you

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When bae giggles at a text that isn’t from you
Ending Theme Ep. 9
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Why is this the type of humor I enjoy
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Fairy Tail be like :
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Jesus christ why is Acnologia so OP
Now I’m not saying she’s gay
But she hella gay
lets not forget this gem
cant believe we’re leaving out this
and more importantly this
interesting how you forgot
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ok but
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hmmm and perhaps
and these ones too
I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:
if tomorrow's election is stressing you out...
THINK ABOUT THIS STUFF INSTEAD:
•Young Justice Season 3 CONFIRMED
•there’s a Doctor Strange movie in theaters. go see it in IMAX 3D and have a blast.
•tomorrow is Taco Tuesday!!!!
•Space Jam turns 20 YEARS OLD next week… and you know i’ll be joyfully unable to stop the jam AGAIN to commemorate the occasion.
•Thanksgiving (in America) is SO SOON
•Christmas is NEXT MONTH
•Star Wars Rogue One IS NEXT MONTH
•Have you SEEN the iguana being chased by snakes? seriously better than most movie action sequences. (http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/planet-earth-2)
•Puppies. Kittens. Soft fuzzy plush toys. Christmas lights. Hot chocolate. A big freakin hug. Tom Hanks.
•The word “spelunking”…. just say it out loud a buncha times. LOL SPELUNKING.
•that Fantastic Beasts film from the Harry Potter cinematic universe is coming out NEXT WEEK. i think it looks rather awesome.
•Pokémon Sun/Moon comes out NEXT WEEK
•music exists. make a playlist of songs that always (and i mean ALWAYS) cheer you up. listen to it. dance to it. SING SO FREAKIN LOUD BECAUSE… who cares. it makes you feel alive and that’s fantastic.
•Baby Groot
•PIZZA PARTIES
•when’s the last time you built a fort with blankets JUST BECAUSE?? do it. have a movie marathon inside of it.
•No Shave November + Decembeard (if you’re a fan of scruff masterpieces)
•high fives and/or secret handshakes
•GLAZED DONUTS
•flannel shirts, hoodies, beanies, etc when fall weather arrives (if it hasn’t already OR if you live somewhere where that does happen)
•did i mention Baby Groot?
Hey you remember that huge ass log Ash ran with and tossed in that one episode? Well I calculated how much the log weighs, if you're interested.
You have my attention
I decided to start from the scene where the Bagon originally landed on the log.
Okay, was about to land on it. Point is, it’s the same log Ash threw. Now, Bagon is about 2 ft tall, and since he’s directly above the log, I can get an accurate measurement.
(That was as good as I could get on iPhone Photoshop.) Okay, so the log is 6.5 Bagons long. Multiplying that by two, it’s 13 feet. Now, the calculator I was using required diameter on both ends. I’d say the log’s diameter is fairly consistent all the way around, so I only needed to find one end. For that, I used this image.
The Bagon is a bit far away, but I think the log has roughly the diameter of the height of a Bagon. Two feet, which translates to 24 inches.
Now if you have looked at the top, there was only one thing left I needed to input. Doing some further episode watching, I found the trees in the area looked similar to cottonwood trees. (No image available because I was a tired shit from doing all of that math and bad Photoshopping, so I didn’t take a picture. The episode is called Pinch Healing if you are a tree expert and want to see for yourself. Also, keep in mind that I am anything but a tree expert. All I did were a few Google searches.) So I put in that the tree was cottonwood, and here is the result:
Satoshi/Ash Ketchum, a ten year old boy, almost effortlessly picked up, ran with, and tossed a log that weighed an astounding 1,385 pounds (or about 628.23 kilograms)!
1,385 pounds
The strongest Pokemon we never knew
Surely by now, we all know this boy goes to the gym
Technically he goes to several gyms
how does he even let team rocket steal his pikachu at this point when he could break their sternums with his index finger
I REGRET EVERY INSULT I’VE EVER SAID ABOUT ASH IN MY LIFE
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Gross porn blogs:
What is it about my page that entices you? I’m not interested! Get lost!
The bots are using tumblr to scam Google.
Let’s say someone is looking for porn and they put “wife caught her husband cheating,” into Google. There are a lot of porn sites (and some news sites) with that title. So Google has to decide which order to show them in, because most of the time, people pick something off the first few pages of Google.
Google wants to have the very best “wife caught her husband cheating” (or whatever else you search for) sites on the first page of the search. Google has several ways to try and decide which site are the best, but one of them is that it looks at how popular it is by seeing how many other websites link to it. If a lot of other sites are linking to it, it was probably useful to them, so Google will put it on the front page.
So if I’m a sleazy pornsite owner, I could create like a thousand websites and make them all link to my “wife caught her husband cheating” site, and act like a whole bunch of different websites thought it was pretty great. They’d be like “xdfgt .com”, “xdfgy .com”, “xdfgh .com,” just nonsense addresses nobody else was using, or whatever. I’d try to make Google think my site was awesome, because all these other websites are linking to it.
But Google has already caught on to that. Google would know “xdfgt .com” was a crappy fake website, because nobody else is linking to “xdfgt .com”. Any website that is only linked to by crap websites is also crap, as far as Google is concerned. Google won’t put it on the first pages of search results.
So instead let’s imagine the sleazy pornsite owner creates a thousand fake tumblrs instead, like “xdfgt.tumblr .com” and “xdfgy.tumblr .com” and “xdfgh.tumblr .com” and just puts one or two posts on them to add links to the “wife caught her husband cheating” porn site. Google can still tell those tumblrs are crap websites, because nobody else is linking to them. But the difference is … on tumblr, the sleazy pornsite owner can make your website link to him.
Let’s say your tumblr is “mostlyaestheticandfunny.tumblr .com”. If “xdfgt.tumblr .com” likes one of your posts, there’s link on your blog to “xdfgt.tumblr .com.” Somewhere on “mostlyaestheticandfunny.tumblr .com” it will say “xdfgt liked this” with a link from your blog to “xdfgt.tumblr .com.”
Google’s bot looks at “mostlyaestheticandfunny.tumblr .com” and it sees that your blog is a good website. People are linking to it (talking to you or reblogging from you), you write like an actual human being, you have nice pictures, you update sometimes, you aren’t a bot. So Google decides your blog isn’t a crappy scam website. Then it sees the link to “xdfgt.tumblr .com” and it thinks “oh hey, a nice website with good stuff written by a real human linked to this “xdfgt.tumblr .com” I guess maybe “xdfgt.tumblr .com” is a decent website too.”
Then it looks at “xdfgt.tumblr .com” and it sees the link to the porn site with “wife caught her husband cheating”, and it says, “well, I guess that “wife caught her husband cheating” site is a good site. I know that because there’s a good site linking to it here at “xdfgt.tumblr .com.” I know “xdfgt.tumblr .com” is a good site because “mostlyaestheticandfunny.tumblr .com” linked to it, and I know “mostlyaestheticandfunny.tumblr .com” is a good site because it is updated and writes like a real person and people talk to it and link to it.”
So basically the porn bots are using the fact that you have a good blog to make themselves look better and to try and trick Google’s bot into thinking they’re very popular and it should put them at the top of its list when people search Google for porn.
It’s really annoying! It would be really nice if the people running tumblr figured out a way to not be free advertising for every sleazy porn site on the internet
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hey wow thats actually really useful! and its written in a way that i (a bird with no knowledge of the wizardly internal workings of a website) can understand!
FINALLY AN EXPLANATION