stop isnt powerpoint night at wayne manor such a fun concept??
and of course it starts as tim’s idea (he wants an excuse to NERD out without being TUNED out). he jsutifies it to bruce as a "team building exercise" as “knowledge sharing". but it devolves. immediately.
dick’s first. his topic is “Times I’ve Saved Your Sorry Asses (a Retrospective)”. It’s basically a highlight reel of everyone’s near-deaths. every slide has sparkles and glitter animations and the whole thing is set to the shut up and dance chorus replaying over and over and over and over an
cass and steph’s is “how long would everyone last in the hunger games”. its a dramatic story with theatrical components and a devastating, gut wrenching plot. hearts are broken, tears are shed. and the winner... ends up being the two girls. (who would have guessed that).
jason lists “Top Ten Explosions”. #7 & #3 are ones he caused. #1 is the one that killed him.
duke's is "one year of bloodstains: a forensic laundry case study into ungrateful, thieving siblings” (he uncovers the 'mystery' of his clothes oddly disappearing for a while... and then the state in which they are 'sneakily' returned). deadpan delivery. first slide says “you ungrateful little bitches". he uses photos of ruined hoodies as evidence.
tim’s is just one title slide: “violence is the answer". he talks for nearly thirty minutes without visuals.
damian’s presentation is "Ranking My Siblings by Combat Efficiency and Moral Weakness”. photoshopped tier list (tim is in "liability", dick's in "emotionally weak but passable", alfred is labelled "untouchable god-tier", ect). he uses (skewed) citations and (falsified) pie charts, and it ends with him ultimately denouncing everyone.
bruce tries to present “financial literacy” at the end but everyone leaves halfway through. cass stays, but only because she fell asleep on the couch.
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