The Jolly Fat Man

Idiot streamer who plays games with his brother on twitch.tv/redknyghte and twitch.tv/mini0nator

[hyydraworks]

Another Thursday another little throwback, this time for cows. Truly my cow designs hasn't changed terribly much other than reigning in those ears over the years 😅.

[prokopetz]

Getting real tired of RPGs – both computer and tabletop – where willingness to fuck very inhuman things is a signpost of how morally bankrupt a character is, or at the very least of how much they're willing to Sacrifice For The Greater Good. I wanna see an RPG where getting it on with the Pulsating Mass is treated no differently from fucking an elf.

[zaprowsdower27]

You say that now. Wait until you've seen some of the things Pulsating Mass has posted on mainstream social media sites.

[prokopetz]

No contest – I've been on Elf Twitter.

[indolentjellyfish]

bee nice to her

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[shaydh]

Reassuring Vorx

[redknyghte]

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OK we're back from yesterday's kerfuffle, gonna play Psychonauts like I planned to. With the trauma.

One scrungly Trixie photo, caught at the end of a yawn and perfectly detailing her personality all at once.

[redknyghte]

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Stream is gonna be delayed (maybe cancelled?) because of shit going on at home. If everything works out, we'll be playing Psychonauts and exploring just how much trauma one woman can hold.

Here's Trixie, mad that I disturbed her nap for a photo.

[prokopetz]

Strictly speaking, "ultimate" means "last", not "best". It's often figuratively employed in the latter sense to suggest that the thing so described is the final word on the subject, after which nothing more need be said, but if we're being real technical, describing a game or movie that was so bad it killed its entire franchise as the "ultimate" is in fact correct.

[redknyghte]

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woargh. narcotis. huh.

sleepy pup.

[loyalsquire]

I'm learning so much about princesses on tumblr dot com

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[celaquinn-ichard]

The cleanomorph

[redknyghte]

twitch.tv/redknyghte

Psychonauts. Milkman. Brains. Streaming. Cows.

Cat.

[the-noonsphere]

[bwooomscratches]

[sentient-brassiere]

@pukicho pregnant bc he didn’t wish my gf a happy vacation!!!🤬🤬🤬

[pukicho]

This has to be considered some form of bullying

[prokopetz]

I want a video game with realistic dick and balls physics not for any prurient reason, but... okay, so you know how in some games with boob physics, there's a palpable delay after a character model is instantiated before physics start to apply to the boobs, so it's like *pop* ... *FWOMP*? I want to see the cock version of that. Penis-having character spawns in, there's a beat, then the physics engine tries to play catch-up and applies a full second of gravitational acceleration to their junk all at once and they just randomly start helicoptering.

[midnightvoyager]

[prokopetz]

#wasnt that conan game basically this #idk i never played it (via @piedbirb)

Nah, Conan: Exiles saves on development costs there by applying the same physics simulation it uses for clothing to penises. It's basically treating the cock and balls as a bit of cloth hanging off your character's groin, which produces a totally different (albeit no less entertaining) set of failure modes.

[prokopetz]

(For those saying this is making them picture a character's penis flapping in the breeze like a flag on a pole or laundry on a line, that was actually, literally happening at launch. I'm not sure if they ever fixed it.)

[flaetsbnort]

*charges in, winded, barely able to breathe, hoping against hope to be the first one to do this joke* I'VE HEARD OF BEING AT HALF MAST, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!!