Are You Here Because Of The Princess Post?

Can you reblog like any other post? Please?

[kirbythesixth]

knights reproduce by going on epic quests together and then when the evil is vanquished a treasure chest appears with a baby swaddled in full plate armor

[loyalsquire]

I'm learning so much about princesses on tumblr dot com

[loyalsquire]

Turns out there's a secret third option

[algorithmist]

me on this site too

[loyalsquire]

I'm learning so much about princesses on tumblr dot com

[fox-princess-autumn]

I would like to request a coffee with vanilla

[maxxie-or-smth]

who up being obsequious

[loyalsquire]

I'm learning so much about princesses on tumblr dot com

[loyalsquire]

*chuckle* Ladies, ladies! One at a time.

[loyalsquire]

I'm learning so much about princesses on tumblr dot com

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[cdzen]

if i were attracted to someone i would ignore them and if someone were interested in me i would ignore them and if someone cute asked me out i would say no #myimpenetrablefortress

[muppetshow2026]

[sunsofcarcosa]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

[despazito]

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[autistobrat]

if you think about it beatbox is a sound made purely with human mouth so technically there is no evidence that the medieval peasants did not beatbox

[chilewithcarnage]

Actor Emanuele Vaccarini in Roman gladiator attire, 2019.

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[dragongirlbunny]

"lezzing out" is basically one of the most noble activities one can do