WAKING UP, BREAKING OUT

JAMES/JAMIE | HE/IT/SHE | 24 | LESBIAN

[redlanternz]

Jamie | He/It/She | 24 | Bigender Butch Lesbian | White | TME

was @redlanterns!!

NO MINORS FOLLOWING PLEASE!

[benbamboozled]

Reminding everyone again of Batman’s Aff His Nut by Robert Florence—the most poem ever.

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A Scots poem titled “Batman's Aff His Nut” that reads:

Batman's aff his nut Have you seen the way he cuts about Dressed up as a mad fucking bat Batterin guys I was lit at: “Mate I'm worried about ye I know your ma and da died But everybody's ma and da dies And we're no aw running about Hookin muggers and Kickin psychopaths in the baws.” And that was when Batman went “Aye, but do ye ever (word in italics) feel like it? Do you ever look at the world and (word in italics) feel like it? Like having a big mad base under your hoose? Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor that turns intae a tank? And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night? Scarin the fuckin (word in italics) shite oot of them?” And that was when I was lit at: “Aye. Fuck it. Ae dae.” And that's the Secret Origin of Robin and everybody else.

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[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[kingofthehilltoday]

[kingofthehilltoday]

[kingofthehilltoday]

[ID: the same image of Bill Dale Hank and Boomhauer all sitting on top of Hank's roof with an oversized pride flag on it, each image has a different pride flag, going from left to right top to bottom these flags are: lesbian, Philadelphia, bi, trans, ace, pan, gay, nonbinary, agender, and omni. /end ID]

[capricoopla]

I remember someone tried to interrogate my claim of playing Spore since I was 2 years old on Amino while failing to realise how fucking rudimentary Spore gameplay actually is As much as I love and adore Spore, it's borderline an iPad baby game don't even joke

[squeakitties]

rubbermon custom for @redlanternz :3c

[gwyoi]

Freaks that are about to have crazy gay sex

[vilethot]

happy pride

[doctorsex69]

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

[realbullseyeofficial]

bullseye are you doing anything for pride month

LGBT get 30% off political assassinations

[bugs-are-buddies]

(via entomemeology)

[texasfartsupply]

reminds me of this unfortunate text exchange between my father and me

[squeakitties]

rubbermon custom for @redlanternz :3c

[hayakawalove]

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

[hayakawalove]

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

[395nm]

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

[isabelopaque]

I just don't know anymore

[isabelopaque]

Reblog if you glorify harming people

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me