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[worklifegiggles]

Now Both BOSS And PEOPLE Are Going To Thrash Me...😱🤯

[alien-slushie]

Superman: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves.

Kid Flash: Okay, my name is Kid Flash but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad.

Superman: Okay that's not happening- how about you!

Robin: I'm Robin and I like the movie White Chicks!

Superman: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that.

Superboy: My name is Superboy and I hate this place, it actually sucks here...

Superman: Okay... and you...

Phantom, nervous: Uhhh my name is Phantom and my favorite color is... space.

[flamingopuuuunch]

Fullmetal Alchemist?

[lillyloon]

These nuts fullmetal

[intrusodamente]

ehc from @edenisquiet

ewc from @justcakethanks

[worklifegiggles]

Boss Trying To ANNOY A SHAMELESS Employee...😎🤣

[ijaazat]

beach boys… city girls… mountain goats…

[guava-jarritos]

[kipbip]

[ID: A tumblr reply from @/namelessrosewrites saying “aint this the trio from percy jackson”. /End ID]

[willgrahamscock]

Your pronouns sound like someone clearing their throat

you guys find new ways to hate crime every day

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

my gender is now canceled everyone stop perceiving it

[shamebats]

[kimmigawa]

Happy Birthday Claude 🎂 im late as usual

[probablybadrpgideas]

The Holy Grhale. Half gorilla, half whale, and blessed with the powers of the divine.

Not to make everything about Godzilla, but

Paper

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chernozemm]

I think there's a great chance the existence of mirrors/reflective surfaces silently fucks Rocky up.

Like, Grace is in the bathroom, shaving, the curtain pulled to the side and suddenly he stops and says "stop touching my stuff". Rocky, frozen, somewhere behind him, can't fathom how Grace sensed that. He was so quiet. The razor is so loud. Grace's still facing away from him. What the fuck.

Grace repairing some panel or other and asks for a tool. Without even turning around, he says "no, not that one, the one to its left". Rocky's like are you shitting me. I know for a fact your hearing is ass. You can only see in one direction and I'm not in it!! What?!

[jellogram]

Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.

[jellogram]

Some fun stuff from the notes:

park ranger who has seen people spread bacon grease on their campsite in the hopes of seeing a bear

British person who is appalled that North American national parks kill people

people who lure bison calves away from their mothers to photograph them

a lot of it involves bison

a LOT of it involves people trying to swim in the yellowstone thermal vents

woman who tried to retrieve her dropped cell phone from a pit toilet and FELL IN

Lots of people reminding me that caves are a problem too. I know, I just try to forget that caves exist because I hate them.

Guys who tried to hike the entire length of Florida in flip flops

Someone who approached a bear cub because they thought it was a raccoon

Someone who works at an unspecified national monument and says dead bodies keep turning up at the picnic area (Hello???)

A few Alaskans laughing at everyone

Scottish person who wishes their parks were as effective at killing tourists as ours are

A few NPS staffmembers saying the NPS is far, far too incompetent to wage any sort of large scale conspiracy about disappearances

Several death threats against David Paulides

People accusing me of being Bigfoot (I plead the fifth)

A group who got on a raft in a river assuming it would loop back around... like at a waterpark

Person recalling a time they saw a hiker "saved by monkeys" but did not elaborate on that

BISON

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !