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Akira & Osomatsu || Pancake Challenge.

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The laugh had caused him to blink in confusion, question what he did that was funny. Oh, right. It wasn’t what he did, but what he said. A soft chuckle leaves him, leg crossing over the other as Akira rested his hands on the table.

“You’re right. You seem pretty free spirited, even if you’re just interested in the money.”

A lot of adults were so serious due to how events in their life were, so it was nice to see someone so relaxed and carefree for a change. 

“A family with six children? Wow. That must have been quite a handful. Can’t say I know what it’s like to live with a sibling, I’ve been an only child.” 

With a shrug of his shoulders, the young man kept his silence in patience for Osomatsu’s response. That patience, however, would have to wait as a loud cheering came from the right of them. The two contestants didn’t manage to finish the pancakes, but they got pretty far.

“Huh.”

❝Well ya gotta live life to its fullest right? Ain’t fun if ya ain’t chill!❞ Despite being the eldest out of the five and the leader, he’s always carefree and just does what he wants. Of course he does show his leadership when it comes down to it and his brothers follow him when it happens.

❝Yeah it is. Ma’s pretty strong though. Bringing all six of us out and takin’ care of us? We’re pretty lucky to have her.❞ He chuckled ❝Well I tend to want to be the only child with how pissed I get with my brothers but y’know after growing up together from the very start, it’s kinda hard to think about what it be like to be alone.❞

He had that moment when everyone left him to move here. He didn’t like changes but he soon got over it the moment he reunited with his brothers.

He was about to say more but the cheer cut him off and he looked over. He raised a brow at how much was left. ❝Damn... they could have kept goin’ right? Looks like no money yet.❞ He looks over at Akira ❝Whaddya think?❞

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ichinyatsv:

“T-That’s not it…”

Please, just kill him. Stop toying with him and just put him out of his misery already.

He already felt insanely stupid for even starting this shitty act, but aside from running right out of the door, there was no way to get out of this with any scrap of dignity intact. Arms shaking, the fourth-born appeared to be in pain as he lifted both hands, fists clenched in a cat-paw pose.

Word was out among the household that the eldest had gotten lucky with his gambling, and he really needed some cat food for the strays.

“I-I need you to help me, n-nyan…”

Ah. He looks like he’s about to puke blood.

Osomatsu reached out and petted Ichimatsu on the head like he would with a cat. He was happy to see Ichimatsu act all cute to him though he did look like he was struggling with something. Maybe that’s why he was asking him for help. Then again he’s also wondering what’s up with him.

❝Help? Sure! Onii-chan will help ya!❞

He smiled, humming happily, wondering what kind of help did his cute little brother needed from his awesome and charismatic brother?

❝What do ya need help with, Ichimachu~?❞

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ichinyatsv:

Leaning closer to watch as his older brother transferred the monstrosity from the laptop onto his phone, Ichimatsu couldn’t help the low snickering that followed, Osomatsu’s own reactions making this whole thing that much more entertaining.

Of course, it hadn’t taken too long for the second-born to send something back, and the eldest’s explosive laughter as he confirmed the other had reacted exactly as he’d expected drew a loud, drawn out ‘UGH’ from Ichimatsu as he fell back in his seat.

“If he puts it on a shirt, I’ll kill him. And then you for making it.”

Don’t get him wrong, this was still hilarious. In a painfully tragic way.

❝C’mon if it ain’t his face, it ain’t going on a shirt. Y’know how he is. He might just keep it as his wallpaper or somethin’.❞ He waves it off and he heard his phone go off again. He looks and snickers.

❝Dude, go check the group chat.❞

What was in the group chat? Well it was Karamatsu who resent the picture to show the others what he had done. What made it funnier was that he called it his ‘Karamatsu son’.

❝He fucking called it his ‘Karamatsu son’ oh my god!❞ He tried not to laugh. ❝Holy shit what if he fucking shows it off to customers being like ‘would you like to see my Karamatsu Son?’❞

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“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

❝Well no shit.❞

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“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

❝Dammit, here I was about to ask the sweetest thing to be my boyfriend.❞

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“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”

“Can you explain memes to me?”

“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”

“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”

“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”

“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”

“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”

“I am a happy little cheese monster.”

“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”

“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”

“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”

“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”

“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”

“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”

“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”

“Mothman is bullshit.”

“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”

“See you in class… bitch.”

“Sharks are tight.”

“So, you ever kill a man?”

“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”

“That… that is a good butt.”

“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”

“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

“This is where I come to masturbate.”

“Wait, I’m a wreck.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”

“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”

“Your face… is… good.”

“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”

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ichinyatsv:

What? What was that? The second Osomatsu turned the laptop to show off his handiwork, Ichimatsu let out an ungraceful snort-like laugh, expression twisting into a sly smile.

“Gross.”

The eyebrows alone gave it away – there was no denying that this was Kusomatsu involved.

“You should send it to him.”

❝Dude, he’s gonna fucking be so appreciative of this and say this is his Karamatsu child or some shit.❞ He stopped laughing after a while and boy did his stomach hurt. Just fucking around with anything that had to deal with Karamatsu was the best. Just the harmless one though.

❝I'm gonna fucking send it to him.❞ Without waiting for the other’s response and gets the picture onto his phone and sends it to Karamatsu. Minutes later, he got a text and he laughs again.

❝I FUCKING CALLED IT OH MY GOD!❞

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Seeing double?

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mismatcheddoll:

Find out.

What did he even meant with that? Mika continued with his normal work, washing dishes, cleaning tables and helping around the kitchen, those few words coming back to his mind from time to time.

The manager called out to him. It was time for his thirty minute break. Taking off his apron, Mika stopped by the door of the staff room, peeking outside to see if the other was still there. He could hide in here… but he had kinda agreed to go and talk to him. So finally he walked outside, and over to the other’s table.

“Ah… emn, I’m in my… break” he mumbled, still standing by the side. This felt so awkward.

❝Oh hey!❞

Osomatsu offered the seat in front of him for the other to sit. ❝I missed you already.❞ He snickered, teasing him a bit. ❝Right so--❞ He grunted when Jyushimatsu came over and gave him a hug.

❝Oh hey buddy.❞ He pets him on the head, chuckling when he got nuzzled by him. He chatted with him for just a bit, asking if he was on break too or not. Seems like he wasn’t and just wanted a hug only. He gave him one last pat on the head before he went off to work.

❝Okay, so. You’re kind of right. Jyushimatsu and I are kind of twins. What I mean by kind of is that there’s four more of us.❞ He leans back on his seat ❝We’re sextuplets. I’m the first and he’s the fifth. My name is Osomatsu.❞

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Seeing double?

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mismatcheddoll:

Mika turned his head to see his co-worker walking by on the other side, waving at the customer with his usual hype style. Turning back again, he felt even more confused than before. Were they family? Does family look so similar to each other? Ohh, twins? There were twins back at Yumenosaki too, right? How could he forgot?

“Ah.. yer twins maybe?” he commented out-loud, soon covering his mouth with both hands. Prying in the personal life of other’s wasn’t good. Blinking hard, he avoided the other’s face.

“Eh? Is that so?” Mika’s voice sounded muffled since he still had his hands over his mouth, head tilted to the side slightly, he blinked again. Maybe that meant he was waiting for Jyushimatsu? “Well, I ‘ve a break in thirty so it ain’t as if I can’t come…”

He replied before realizing there was really no reason to tell that to a stranger. or to accept coming at that moment. Right then, another of the waiters tugged his arm as if to tell him to keep working.

It was only when he was back at the staff room that he realized. “W-wait, why does it ended up like thaaat?”

❝You’ll have to find out, cutie~❞

Of course he’s gonna flat out tell him that they’re sextuplets. But he’s going to tell him when he gets on his break. He chuckles ❝Then I’ll see you in thirty~❞ He waves bye when the other left and he continued to sip his coffee.

He flagged down his brother and asked for some breakfast waffles. He grinned, thanking him and waited for his order. Once it came, he started eating. Now to wait for that cute boy to come and have a little chat with him.

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ichinyatsv:

It was hard not to notice Osomatsu’s snickering even before he’d decided to show off whatever it was he was so proud of. Something on a laptop? Had he found something stupid online? Hijacked someone’s social media account? Admittedly, he was a little curious…

“What’s gotten into you?”

When Ichimatsu asked, that’s when he showed him his masterpiece. He tried so hard to not start bursting out of laughter but it was hard to. He just fucking put his brother’s expression on a Electrode.

❝I c-call this--snrk-- K-Karatrode..!❞ He eventually couldn’t cold it in anymore and just started laughing. He fell to the floor, placing the laptop to the side. It wasn’t his, so there’s no way he’s paying for the damage.

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@ichinyatsv

Osomatsu was snickering a lot. He was trying so hard to not laugh but he couldn’t help himself. He created something so beautifully hilarious that he can’t stop laughing. He picked up the laptop and walked over to Ichimatsu.

❝H-Hey, I-Ichimatsu--snrk!❞ He has to show him this. It was a masterpiece. ❝L-Lil’ bro c-c’mere. Gots somethin’ to show ya.❞

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Sunflower Galaxy

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Galaxies: Love/Friends

Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity?

well no not really. i’d do it because i want to not because i feel sorry.

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Phoenix

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Constellations: Favourites

Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear?

i honestly don’t like clothes. like if i had to choose, it’d be a big shirt, slippers and like no bra. that’s it.

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Cigar Galaxy

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Galaxies: Love/Friends 

Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills?

man i know how to flirt with my friends but only to be the smooth friend and its great but honestly i can never use it against the person i actually like.

i just flirt with my pals platonically.

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Saturn: Any pets?

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Planets: Life

Saturn: Any pets?

i used to. his name is connor. a sweet puppo. i love him so much. though i had to give him up when we moved out. i didn’t want to but i was forced to. the apartment we were in was small and he was an outdoor dog. he couldn’t be outside they wouldn’t allow it. indoor was fine but he wasn’t.

and it wasn’t like we knew we’d be moving out but the owners were kicking us out just so the sister can stay at our place. even though they offered us to move in when we got kicked out by the previous place we lived in which they said they’d turn the place into a garage (spoilers: they never did)

so now i’ve been wanting a dog again because i miss connor and idk if we could get him back

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Comet: What’s your big dream?

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Other stuff: Wishes

Comet: What’s your big dream?

well i mean i don’t really have a big dream but i do have some. first i would love to be a singer. doesn’t matter if its celebrity or just a lounge singer. second i’d love to open a cafe. making my own pastries and selling them as well as coffee and tea; shakes too. maybe last i’d get a nice house, have an indoor pool and jacuzzi.

thats about it really.