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Akira & Osomatsu || Pancake Challenge.
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The laugh had caused him to blink in confusion, question what he did that was funny. Oh, right. It wasnāt what he did, but what he said. A soft chuckle leaves him, leg crossing over the other as Akira rested his hands on the table.
āYouāre right. You seem pretty free spirited, even if youāre just interested in the money.ā
A lot of adults were so serious due to how events in their life were, so it was nice to see someone so relaxed and carefree for a change.Ā
āA family with six children? Wow. That must have been quite a handful. Canāt say I know what itās like to live with a sibling, Iāve been an only child.āĀ
With a shrug of his shoulders, the young man kept his silence in patience for Osomatsuās response. That patience, however, would have to wait as a loud cheering came from the right of them. The two contestants didnāt manage to finish the pancakes, but they got pretty far.
āHuh.ā
āWell ya gotta live life to its fullest right? Aināt fun if ya aināt chill!ā Despite being the eldest out of the five and the leader, heās always carefree and just does what he wants. Of course he doesĀ show his leadership when it comes down to it and his brothers follow him when it happens.
āYeah it is. Maās pretty strong though. Bringing all six of us out and takinā care of us? Weāre pretty lucky to have her.ā He chuckledĀ āWell I tend to want to be the only child with how pissed I get with my brothers but yāknow after growing up together from the very start, itās kinda hard to think about what it be like to be alone.ā
He had that moment when everyone left him to move here. He didnāt like changes but he soon got over it the moment he reunited with his brothers.
He was about to say more but the cheer cut him off and he looked over. He raised a brow at how much was left.Ā āDamn... they could have kept goinā right? Looks like no money yet.ā He looks over at AkiraĀ āWhaddya think?ā
ichinyatsv:
āT-Thatās not itā¦ā
Please, just kill him. Stop toying with him and just put him out of his misery already.
He already felt insanely stupid for even starting this shitty act, but aside from running right out of the door, there was no way to get out of this with any scrap of dignity intact. Arms shaking, the fourth-born appeared to be in pain as he lifted both hands, fists clenched in a cat-paw pose.
Word was out among the household that the eldest had gotten lucky with his gambling, and he really needed some cat food for the strays.
āI-I need you to help me, n-nyanā¦ā
Ah. He looks like heās about to puke blood.
Osomatsu reached out and petted Ichimatsu on the head like he would with a cat. He was happy to see Ichimatsu act all cute to him though he did look like he was struggling with something. Maybe thatās why he was asking him for help. Then again heās also wondering whatās up with him.
āHelp? Sure! Onii-chan will help ya!ā
He smiled, humming happily, wondering what kind of help did his cute little brother needed from his awesome and charismatic brother?
āWhat do ya need help with, Ichimachu~?ā
ichinyatsv:
Leaning closer to watch as his older brother transferred the monstrosity from the laptop onto his phone, Ichimatsu couldnāt help the low snickering that followed, Osomatsuās own reactions making this whole thing that much more entertaining.
Of course, it hadnāt taken too long for the second-born to send something back, and the eldestās explosive laughter as he confirmed the other had reacted exactly as heād expected drew a loud, drawn out āUGHā from Ichimatsu as he fell back in his seat.
āIf he puts it on a shirt, Iāll kill him. And then you for making it.ā
Donāt get him wrong, this was still hilarious. In a painfully tragic way.
āCāmon if it aināt his face, it aināt going on a shirt. Yāknow how he is. He might just keep it as his wallpaper or somethinā.ā He waves it off and he heard his phone go off again. He looks and snickers.
āDude, go check the group chat.ā
What was in the group chat? Well it was Karamatsu who resent the picture to show the others what he had done. What made it funnier was that he called it hisĀ āKaramatsu sonā.
āHe fucking called it hisĀ āKaramatsu sonā oh my god!ā He tried not to laugh.Ā āHoly shit what if he fucking shows it off to customers being likeĀ āwould you like to see my Karamatsu Son?āā
āDid you think I was gonna stab you just now?ā
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āWell no shit.ā
āThis ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.ā
Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters
āDammit, here I was about to ask the sweetest thing to be my boyfriend.ā
Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters
āBetrayed by my own butt yet again.ā
āCan you explain memes to me?ā
āContrary to popular belief, penguins are⦠birds.ā
āDid you think I was gonna stab you just now?ā
āDonāt cry. Donāt cry. I swear to god if you cry again.ā
āDonāt write checks your dick canāt cash.ā
āHereās to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.ā
āHowās theā¦ā¦ jeeeeeeeeeesus?ā
āI am a happy little cheese monster.ā
āI am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.ā
āI donāt want your stupid fruit leather.ā
āI have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.ā
āItās called āstring cheeseā and not āchompy cheeseā for a reason.ā
āIāll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.ā
āIām so many levels of irony deep Iāve forgotten what humour is.ā
āIām suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.ā
āMothman is bullshit.ā
āMy ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.ā
āOH SHIT THATāS A KNIFE.ā
āSee you in class⦠bitch.ā
āSharks are tight.ā
āSo, you ever kill a man?ā
āStop being so desperate to please your hot friend.ā
āThat⦠that is a good butt.ā
āThe key to being cool is acting like you donāt care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where itās debilitating.ā
āThis ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.ā
āThis is where I come to masturbate.ā
āWait, Iām a wreck.ā
āWHAT HAVE YOU DONE.ā
āYou can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.ā
āYour face⦠is⦠good.ā
āYour unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.ā
ichinyatsv:
What? What was that? The second Osomatsu turned the laptop to show off his handiwork, Ichimatsu let out an ungraceful snort-like laugh, expression twisting into a sly smile.
āGross.ā
The eyebrows alone gave it away ā there was no denying that this was Kusomatsu involved.
āYou should send it to him.ā
āDude, heās gonna fucking be so appreciative of this and say this is his Karamatsu child or some shit.ā He stopped laughing after a while and boy did his stomach hurt. Just fucking around with anything that had to deal with Karamatsu was the best. Just the harmless one though.
āI'm gonna fucking send it to him.ā Without waiting for the otherās response and gets the picture onto his phone and sends it to Karamatsu. Minutes later, he got a text and he laughs again.
āI FUCKING CALLED IT OH MY GOD!ā
Seeing double?
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Find out.
What did he even meant with that? Mika continued with his normal work, washing dishes, cleaning tables and helping around the kitchen, those few words coming back to his mind from time to time.
The manager called out to him. It was time for his thirty minute break. Taking off his apron, Mika stopped by the door of the staff room, peeking outside to see if the other was still there. He could hide in here⦠but he had kinda agreed to go and talk to him. So finally he walked outside, and over to the otherās table.
āAh⦠emn, Iām in my⦠breakā he mumbled, still standing by the side. This felt so awkward.
āOh hey!ā
Osomatsu offered the seat in front of him for the other to sit.Ā āI missed you already.ā He snickered, teasing him a bit.Ā āRight so--ā He grunted when Jyushimatsu came over and gave him a hug.
āOh hey buddy.ā He pets him on the head, chuckling when he got nuzzled by him. He chatted with him for just a bit, asking if he was on break too or not. Seems like he wasnāt and just wanted a hug only. He gave him one last pat on the head before he went off to work.
āOkay, so. Youāre kind of right. Jyushimatsu and I are kind of twins. What I mean by kind of is that thereās four more of us.ā He leans back on his seatĀ āWeāre sextuplets. Iām the first and heās the fifth. My name is Osomatsu.ā
Seeing double?
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Mika turned his head to see his co-worker walking by on the other side, waving at the customer with his usual hype style. Turning back again, he felt even more confused than before. Were they family? Does family look so similar to each other? Ohh, twins? There were twins back at Yumenosaki too, right? How could he forgot?
āAh.. yer twins maybe?ā he commented out-loud, soon covering his mouth with both hands. Prying in the personal life of otherās wasnāt good. Blinking hard, he avoided the otherās face.
āEh? Is that so?ā Mikaās voice sounded muffled since he still had his hands over his mouth, head tilted to the side slightly, he blinked again. Maybe that meant he was waiting for Jyushimatsu?Ā āWell, I āve a break in thirty so it aināt as if I canāt comeā¦ā
He replied before realizing there was really no reason to tell that to a stranger. or to accept coming at that moment. Right then, another of the waiters tugged his arm as if to tell him to keep working.
It was only when he was back at the staff room that he realized. āW-wait, why does it ended up like thaaat?ā
āYouāll have to find out, cutie~ā
Of course heās gonna flat out tell him that theyāre sextuplets. But heās going to tell him when he gets on his break. He chucklesĀ āThen Iāll see you in thirty~ā He waves bye when the other left and he continued to sip his coffee.
He flagged down his brother and asked for some breakfast waffles. He grinned, thanking him and waited for his order. Once it came, he started eating. Now to wait for that cute boy to come and have a little chat with him.
ichinyatsv:
It was hard not to notice Osomatsuās snickering even before heād decided to show off whatever it was he was so proud of. Something on a laptop? Had he found something stupid online? Hijacked someoneās social media account? Admittedly, he was a little curiousā¦
āWhatās gotten into you?ā
When Ichimatsu asked, thatās when he showed him his masterpiece. He tried so hard to not start bursting out of laughter but it was hard to. He just fucking put his brotherās expression on a Electrode.
āI c-call this--snrk-- K-Karatrode..!ā He eventually couldnāt cold it in anymore and just started laughing. He fell to the floor, placing the laptop to the side. It wasnāt his, so thereās no way heās paying for the damage.
@ichinyatsv
Osomatsu was snickering a lot. He was trying so hard to not laugh but he couldnāt help himself. He created something so beautifully hilarious that he canāt stop laughing. He picked up the laptop and walked over to Ichimatsu.
āH-Hey, I-Ichimatsu--snrk!ā He has to show him this. It was a masterpiece.Ā āL-Lilā bro c-cāmere. Gots somethinā to show ya.ā
Sunflower Galaxy
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Galaxies: Love/Friends
Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity?
well no not really. iād do it because i want to not because i feel sorry.
Phoenix
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Constellations: Favourites
Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear?
i honestly donāt like clothes. like if i had to choose, itād be a big shirt, slippers and like no bra. thatās it.
Cigar Galaxy
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Cigar Galaxy: Howās your flirting skills?
man i know how to flirt with my friends but only to be the smooth friend and its great but honestly i can never use it against the person i actually like.
i just flirt with my pals platonically.
Saturn: Any pets?
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Planets: Life
Saturn: Any pets?
i used to. his name is connor. a sweet puppo. i love him so much. though i had to give him up when we moved out. i didnāt want to but i was forced to. the apartment we were in was small and he was an outdoor dog. he couldnāt be outside they wouldnāt allow it. indoor was fine but he wasnāt.
and it wasnāt like we knew weād be moving out but the owners were kicking us out just so the sister can stay at our place. even though they offered us to move in when we got kicked out by the previous place we lived in which they said theyād turn the place into a garage (spoilers: they never did)
so now iāve been wanting a dog again because i miss connor and idk if we could get him back
Comet: Whatās your big dream?
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Comet: Whatās your big dream?
well i mean i donāt really have a big dream but i do have some. first i would love to be a singer. doesnāt matter if its celebrity or just a lounge singer. second iād love to open a cafe. making my own pastries and selling them as well as coffee and tea; shakes too. maybe last iād get a nice house, have an indoor pool and jacuzzi.
thats about it really.