Anthropology Student... On Mars!

My name is Miles, I'm a writer for The Useless Majors Podcast, a voice actress, an Anthropology major, a mediocre musician, and a rabid consumer of podcasts.

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oh my god

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This made me feel better. 

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Jef wouldn’t eat and I’m having a complete meltdown.

This is the first sign of anything even remotely wrong, and it’s way too early to whisk him off to the vet. But I even made him some salmon and he would’t eat that either. 

I’m going to have a panic attack. 

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"Mom, stop! Only I get to cause random chaos at 12:00am!" I just ripped up about 1/10 of the horrifying, 60 year old carpeting in my kitchen. I've hated it since we bought the house and its time for it to go. And just so you know this was an entirely adult decision, I started at 11pm... after several beers. I'm pretty sure I have cancer now.

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At risk of ending up on some gross tumblr perv’s porn blog

(of which I was a staple when I was a dumb teenager posting posting shelf-selfie nudes)  I’m going to post some photos from my recent boudoir shoot, because they’re awesome and they made me feel great about myself. 

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Day Drinking

Because how else are you going to emotionally prepare to spend the evening with a house full of people your boyfriend has had his dick in?

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On an unrelated note

Dean Ambrose is a year younger than my boyfriend and I don’t understand how that could be possible.

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sit rep:

I’m getting pretty tired of being unemployed, I’ve forgotten how to write my show, and my previous weight loss has by entirely lost in a whirlwind of consumed feelings. 

How you doing?

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Click here to support I need $205 to take the GRE by Miles Jenks

My name is Miles, and I would very much like to go back to school in the fall of next year. I am looking to earn a Masters Degree in Museum Studies (or similar). I've been slowly putting together my application materials, composing statements of purpose, asking mentors for letters of recommendat...

So, friends, I need a little bit of help for a fairly uninteresting cause that could genuinely, significantly change my life. Throw me a dollar, so that maybe in the future I can be a rich old lady who does nothing but give to charity.  

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Five minutes left of #internationalpodcastday Besides getting me through any given day, podcasts have improved my own self image, and the way I interact with the world, by approximately 100%. Podcasts widened my world, introduced me to some of my dearest friends, and brought me together with the love of my life. So yeah, podcasts are pretty good.

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I've wanted to go to MaxFunCon since year 1, and I needed something to do with my beer stein besides drinking myself to death. (It currently contains $3.87)

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It’s freezing in my office and raining outside and I want to be in bed.

But I got free lunch so I guess that’s something.

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2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE USELESS MAJORS!

That’s TODAY! Yup, sure is! So fill your audio-holes with some of this!

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Two years ago today the very first episode of Useless Majors was published. Last night Jordan and I talked about it, and the future of the show. I was pretty drunk. It was pretty funny. You should listen. Thank you so much for your support over the past 2 years. We will end this season eventually!!

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I need someone to come watch BiP and drink with me

Because I can’t put my feelings on the internet, and the only people I ever talk to (my boyfriend and my coworkers) I cant really bother with this stuff (for any number of reasons). 

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Also here’s a pic of me in my new running gear. 5k in 17 days! I’m not ready at all, but if I keep on being thrown crazy psychological curve balls that I need to run away from I will be.

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I’m baaack!

I haven’t been on tumblr in over a month, but I’m feeling emotionally raw and confused in a way that I can only express on tumblr! Stay tuned for lots of discussion of me losing my job.

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Angelica went today! One more has been claimed and will be going home next month. Who needs either an Eliza or a Peggy?