[mrpoisonbug]

[ultchimi-art]

the patched in dialogue if toby took this shit seriously

[cuteskitty]

Ragatha Ragatha Ragatha

[mars-matrix-deactivated20150713]

[nanaosdailylife]

[nanaosdailylife]

There's nothing out there for us.

[ovur]

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

[relelvance]

[ovur]

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

[pocketpallet]

kowabunga 

[segamascott]

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[3000s]

YUP

[the-frog-blog]

[mtsodie]

wallace you cant say that

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

[rippleuponamirror]

I forgot to post this… I drew Bern for my friend!

[rippleuponamirror]

Natsuhi for an Umineko fan event

[vanille-tte]

Happy ending🧸🧸

[puzzlefaggot]

Aaaaaarghhhh! What a crazy scene.. What a ridiculous scene! I can't accept something like that!

Ohoho, but you saw it all, didn't you, Battler? You saw Santa Claus enter the house with magic, deliver presents, and leave! He even accidentally woke Maria up on his way out! Of course, all the doors and windows to the house were locked, and none of them were opened. How do you explain this with your human tricks...?

Aaah, it's useless... There had to have been some other entrance to the house we don't know about! For example, the chimney! The person claiming to be Santa Claus could have climbed down through the chimney, and then exited the same way!

It is impossible for a human to enter this house through the chimney, or any other entrance. Except, of course, with magic.

Hrrrgh....

Battler, don't give up. Remember, this child's catbox is only her own interpretation. You must remember to trust your own judgment.

That's right...! Beatrice, repeat it! "A third person that was neither Maria or Rosa really entered the house that night!"

Hrrk! ...I refuse. ...I will not give a reason.

Santa didn't enter the house at all that night! The presents under the tree were delivered by Rosa, dressed as Santa Claus. On her way out, she accidentally woke up Maria, who mistook her for the real Santa Claus. This explains why Maria can claim she witnessed Santa last night!

Hmph. Maria would definitely not misidentify Santa Claus by sight. And you're forgetting something, Battler... The cookies by the fireplace were found missing this morning, and Rosa did not eat them! If not Santa, then who ate the cookies, Battler?

Well, that, would have to be Maria, of course...

Maria did not eat the cookies! No other human was inside the house! The only one who could have entered was Santa, a Sorcerer!! Kiyahahahhahaaa, HEHEHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!

[worstgirleva]

Red sentences are true. Lies cannot walk on them.

Yellow sentences are electric. They will shock you.

Green sentences are alarms. If you read them, you will have to debate against me.

Orange sentences are orange-scented. They will make you smell delicious.

Blue sentences are filled with water. Swim through if you like, but if you smell like oranges the piranhas will debate you.

Also, if a blue sentence is next to a yellow one, the water will also electrocute you.

Purple sentences are slippery. You will slide to the next one. However, the slippery soap smells like lemons, which piranhas detest.

Purple and blue are safe.

Finally, pink sentences. They don't do anything. Read them all you like.

How was that? Understand?