Lil Red Riding Hood

All the things I would do to him, and more. Red is my life.

[dirtyhaloz2]

[redridinghoodk5]

On one hand, this. But on the other hand, please dear fucking god. Somebody please choose me for once. I can’t do this shit anymore.

[thickncute-deactivated20210726]

Can we just airbnb a cabin and fuck in the outdoor hot tub please? 🥺

[beautflstranger]

[sweetbabyara]

Give me hickeys in places only we can see them

[redridinghoodk5]

Spent like 15 minutes with my vibrator, not making any real progress. Thought about him holding me down and using it on me, and fucking me silly while using it, and I went 4 rounds in under 5 minutes. Now my muscles won’t stop twitching, and I have a terrible need to sit on his dick. Lord help me.

[678i0u]

+ bonus:

[solmusbitkiyim]

[lostlittletink-deactivated20220]

[angelw1ng]

Do you ever get really depressed or stressed and want really rough gross sex as a coping mechanism or are you normal

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[possesseth-by-fire]

“You’re in love. Have a beer”

[counterspelling]

May the Fourth Be With You!

[simplysmexy]

[maureen2musings]

[visual-infinity]

The Spark

[movie-gifs]

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[georgieharrisons]

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

[wickedwitch-of-the-left]

all you’ve done is convince me that michael collins was one of the funniest men alive tbh

[ziggy-scardust]

Michael Collins is a HILARIOUS SPACE ANGEL and I will shout this from the rooftops every time this post comes up on my dash. He showed up at my school in Boston for an event and the first thing he said was “I just learned what the state bird of Massachusetts is. It’s the upraised middle finger.” He followed up with “Buzz and Neil were bickering like an old married couple the whole time. It was nice to get some peace and quiet while they were on the surface. Forget being the farthest from all humanity, I just wanted to be the farthest from those two.”

Oh and let’s not forget his long and distinguished post-astronaut career in the State Department and as the director of the Smithsonian.

[thebiscuiteternal]

Reblogging again in memory of Collins’ passing today. Godspeed spaceman.