Thunderstorms and giant machines

Forecast calls for mostly cats with occasional video games and nerd stuff.

[ursiday]

Earth

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

OK

[sniperct]

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[mutationgirl]

one of newton's lesser-known laws is that if you reload something that is buffering, it will start playing at the precise moment your finger completes the motion to refresh the tab

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

[mouseymightymarvellous]

i continue to be haunted by the reading discourse where a human being who claims to love reading declared with their own human mouth said, “if the author wanted me to read a prologue or an epilogue, then they should have put it in the book.”

my sibling in library, i ask, “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???”

[lierdumoa]

scraping all the meringue off the top of a lemon meringue pie: if the baker wanted me to eat it they should have put it in the pie

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[dairogo]

They don't have my fave!! I had it saved on my previous phone but it's something like

It's the i of the tiger with a g to the right

Rising up to the challenge of a vowel

And the last two letters are an e and an r

And the T's to the left of the i

Of the tiger

[shunnnnny]

It’s better to be cringe and bad at making art than to let AI do it for you.

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[dustbunnyaac]

I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation

[cathartidae]

hey. dont cry. 566 california condors, okay? 369 free flying.[1] it's gonna be okay.

[cathartidae]

for the record, in 1987 there were 27. [2] things can get better.

[cathartidae]

HEY. DONT CRY. 607 CALIFORNIA CONDORS, OKAY? 392 FREE FLYING. [3]

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[enkephalinpilled]

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

[pollsforadults]

You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?

This is better than my real life

I'm doing well

I'm doing fine

I'm not having a good time

I'm absolutely cooked

There is nothing different about this universe and my own

Voting ended onMay 29