ruru

horror movies, history, mythology & literature

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

how my coworker gave me a cigarette yesterday

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[segamascott]

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jester-operation]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[pangur-and-grim]

reading with my creatures

[pangur-and-grim]

[apoetriee]

the funniest thing in the whole trojan war for me is how odysseus and ajax were fighting for achilles’ armour. you know like. two dudes famous for their very unconventional sizes among every other soldier

[thhouseofblack]

me I fear

[the-princely-knight]

fuuuuuuucckkkkk i just got assigned as personal guard to the prince bro fuck

he's just always prancing about in the gardens so he smells like flowers and fine perfume (not that i would have noticed)

he looks up at me with the most pathetic and bright eyes (not that i've been staring at them)

his thin blouse is always left open, showing off his form (absolutely no thought of tearing it open further)

(he also makes the cutest whimpers while resting) he's so annoying

broooo this is gonna suck

[dragonpaleontologist]

Lemme just, move this along. *kidnapping of prince sounds*

[the-princely-knight]

fuuuuuuucckkkkk i just got assigned as personal guard to the prince bro fuck

he's just always prancing about in the gardens so he smells like flowers and fine perfume (not that i would have noticed)

he looks up at me with the most pathetic and bright eyes (not that i've been staring at them)

his thin blouse is always left open, showing off his form (absolutely no thought of tearing it open further)

(he also makes the cutest whimpers while resting) he's so annoying

broooo this is gonna suck

[hollandershane]

#the duality of man

[allesfresser]

Oh baby

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[fuck-customers]

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[queer-cosette]

this post makes me snort every single time

[moldavite]

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell