Zoinks My Guy

I made this blog in middle school and now I want to kashoot myself

[pleasesendhelp34]

I don’t post anything about bnt and now I feel out of the loop. Is burger bill still a thing? Where’s Keanu’s hair? Did the lost boys really assassinate Ronald Reagan? Tell me.

[pleasesendhelp34]

I think on of the requirements of liking bill n Ted is to be a communist

[vandroid-helsing]

Highlights of Eddie Redmayne’s Performance in Jupiter Ascending, About Which I Shall Talk Forever Now

His voice, which sounds as if he’s been guzzling crude oil direct from the well for the last six millennia. His throat has been corroded by sheer evil, and yet he can summon up a clear, intelligible shout when needed (”I CREATE LIFE”), which is more than I can do. As with approximately 80% of the movie, there is absolutely no reason for this voice to exist, and yet it does. It is nothing less than a gift from Redmayne’s generous soul.

The way his eyes grow dark and wet over…I dunno. It’s never really clear. Balem as written has absolutely no inner life, but Balem as acted has a soul of smog and capitalism. The tears are just his eyes irritated by his own internal pollution. 

He commits to those costumes. He owns them. Redmayne plays Balem as if he personally killed every animal that went into his endless black-leather wardrobe. He plays Balem as if he’s always on a catwalk for the latest in space-S&M fashion, and he’s the only model. 

The way his face is stuck in a constant grimace. He is made of contempt: for his lackeys, for his family, for everything. He hates himself so much that he follows the absurdly byzantine laws of his universe as a form of self-flagellation. (The Aegis is so laughably ineffectual and the Abrasax family so immanently powerful that there is absolutely no reason for Balem to obey the laws if he didn’t want to.) The only thing he likes is pain. The constant aching facial muscles must be part of that.

Balem gestures with the precision of a dancer and walks with the stiff disapproval of a Victorian matron. How is it possible for someone to look like they have a broomstick up their butt and yet ooze around the set like an oil slick? Eddie Redmayne is a divine being. Let us now praise him.

I honestly don’t think there is any one component of the performance that could be called Good Acting, but put them all together and Balem becomes a top-tier sci-fi villain. Redmayne got the Oscar for the wrong movie.

[deputyvanhalen]

POOR ALEX WINTER ILL SAVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what i would i would take a plain to Amarica from Canada  to SAVE ALEX!!!!!!!!!! what ok am i ubossedt with him ok in the lost boys and in bill and ted also in death wish three and in this show!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE ALEX WINTER AS MARKO AND BIIL S . PRESTINT ESQIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is my favorit actor and deirctor also writter am a BIG FAN for alex winter if you watch my shows you will se just say lostboysmarko4 on youtube

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[tangledbeast]

Day 31

[babajagaofficial-deactivated202]

Bandersnatch except Stefan is happy, healthy and successful BECAUSE IT’S WHAT HE DESERVES

[shaolinbynature]

The acid trip, the colors, the camera cuts, the MUSIC, Colin’s rant….no gifset would be able to give this scene justice. The best scene of the entire movie imo (that led to one of the worst scenes i-)

[pleasesendhelp34]

This will be my favorite scene from anything forever

[pleasesendhelp34]

Why is Blood Drips on Newsies Square better than broadway newsies and 1992sies...

[pleasesendhelp34]

Happy birthday jesus

[pleasesendhelp34]

Moments In ✨Bill and Ted 3✨

(Warning : Spoilers)

1. Dennis Caleb Mccoy

2. BILLE AND THEA BEING THE CHOSEN ONES I CALLED THAT SHIT AND I LOVED IT

3. Ted telling his old self “I never really got to know you” and his old saying “I’m sorry I never let you” hit SO HARD I CRIED

4. Dennis Caleb Mccoy

5. Teds ✨𝑎𝑙𝑐𝑜ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑢𝑚✨

6. The George Carlin homage

7. Kid Cudi being a fricken genius

8. The drummer cave woman she was sick as fuck

9. Evil hippie bill with his unlaced ass weave that he’s balding under holding that glock with potbelly Ted behind him

10. Evil hippie bills nail polish tho

11. Missy getting with Deacon was weird but not unexpected

12. That poor therapist witnessing all of that

13. The song had me emotional not gonna lie

14. D e n n i s C a l e b M c c o y

15. Jimi Hendrix Guitar solo was infinitely cool

16. The end credits scene with old bill and Ted made me cry

17. RETURN OF DEATH!!!

18. Kristen Schaal nailed that role!!!

19. Dennis Caleb McCoy

20. Shredded Ted and Buff Bill calling their past selfs “pretty boy” and “girlie”

Overall : Bill and Ted 3 : Bill and Ted Face the Music was a hilarious film as it intended to be but it left you with a warm fuzzy feeling at the end which was so nice condsidering everything that’s going on in this world today. It reminds us to treat everyone with excellence and that music is the universal language that can bring us together no matter gender, race, or even decade. In all honesty I was worried walking into this movie at first, worried that it would have flat cringe jokes like “here’s bill and Ted doing fortnite dances” or “hey you know how Bill and Ted are old now?” But it honestly surprised me with how funny and heartwarming it was. It definitely lived up to its predecessors and it’s the best movie of 2020 I’ve seen so far. 10 air guitars out of ten 🎸 🎸

[ted-and-bill]

Finally finished my uquiz of what queer-coded Keanu character are you, so if you wanna take it you can! 😊

[emmikatjohnson]

Scooby Doo taught us that cops don’t do their jobs and it’s up to America’s youth to unmask the greedy old white guys that are terrorizing society.

[pleasesendhelp34]

They scooby dooby do be speaking facts tho

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thecardiganslife1995album]

@keanus-tapeworm​

[keanus-tapeworm]

every day we stray further from god

[keanus-tapeworm]

“Alex winter more like Alex summer” is the deez nuts of the Bill and Ted fandom

[pleasesendhelp34]

Anyone wanna come over and analyze the original drafts of the first Bill and Ted movie lmao yea we can kiss hah ha ha

[pleasesendhelp34]

Middle aged Bill and Ted lowkey scares me now after seeing the new trailer with the couples therapy like “Bill and Teds most bogus back pain problem that should get checked out” “Bill and Teds impending mortgage” “Bill and Teds unprecedented public outbursts in the mall with their wives” “Bill and Teds odious unstable metabolism” “Bill and Teds deadass midlife crisis” are all gonna be packed into that movie.