Oh No, You Found Me

Whatever shall I do

[redvamie]

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[animentality]

[plantyhamchuk]

Factcheck: This is partially-ish true. The vibration bumblebees use is 270 hz, and is C#. (source)

However just playing alone isn't sufficient, the vibrations have to physically touch the anther of the flower in order for the pollen to be released. One could use a tuning fork though, as in this extremely entertaining video that horny tumblr will likely be delighted by.

[goldensunset]

i know in my heart of hearts that within the pokémon universe it’s all the really cute popular marketable pokémon that have the most irresponsible trainers. small dog syndrome ramped up to a whole new level. that is not a toy that is a lifelong commitment. ma’am please keep your untrained sylveon in its pokéball inside the store. no that is not a service pokémon it wouldn’t be using moonblast on everything if it was

[goldensunset]

sir! sir!!! your pikachu is decimating the ducklett population at the pond and you aren’t even looking! you are NOT ash ketchum you are NOT gonna catch ‘em all because that involves trade evolutions and you have NO friends!!!

[goldensunset]

ok literally. that palafinstagram mom who posts pictures of her rowlet not understanding it’s displaying distress behaviors making fun of the cool person whose best friend is a solosis or rellor or unown letter f

[warrior-kitty]

if one more middle aged mom tells me that i should’ve kept my raichu a pikachu because ‘she’s much cuter that way’ i’m sending out my full team and throwing hands right there in the starbucks

[redvamie]

The amount of side-eye and “discreet” nose pinches my trubbish gets despite them being cleaner than the Lillipup that’s currently sniffing the weird spot on the subway floor and probably never got a bath in its life 😒 Also my trubbish literally doesn’t smell because I’ve already befriended it and it only gets residential garbage that’s good for its gut and therefore the (lack of) gas.

[cloudmancy]

need to become a guy who exclusively does evil commissions. like this

WILL DRAW ✓ mecha ✓ gore ✓ furry ✓ nsfw

WILL NOT DRAW X ocs X fanart X simple backgrounds

[cloudmancy]

great question and I'm glad you asked. in this case I would only draw:

real people, places, or objects

art of media that neither of us are really a fan of

unoriginal characters

[girl-debord]

Hoodwinked AMV - Break Stuff

[redvamie]

If I can’t get cool bat wings I want to have moth wings

[hann4hkur]

towel bunnies

[redvamie]

Found the video tutorial!! It’s in Japanese but still easy to follow

[studentofetherium]

"having sex with your friends is basically incest" is a take of all time

[studentofetherium]

this deserves to go in the takes hall of fame

[loud-triangle-thoughts]

Reblog if you have incestuous desires about your friends

[redvamie]

“Would you still love me if I was a worm” ❌ boring, old, overused and unoriginal. Also the answer is I’ll eat you

“Would you still love me if I worn my grandmother’s brand new (just brought) underwear (size m) (doesn’t fit grandma)” ✅ unexpected, reuse reduce recycle, shows closeness to family, can unlock unexpected new kinks with your partner

[nortsauce]

Some funny stuff from my broadcast channel on insta lol

Wish me luck on my finals!

[t0nn1x]

I must confirm with my nerd friend but if so that is amazing

[redvamie]

Sleeping beauty’s Credentials: played all the main games and is currently playing through the Apollo series

[horsemotifs]

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

[dogpuppy]

[slytherverse]

friend is trying to sell her car bc shes moving to a state with vehicle inspections and her prius lives in defiance of god. anyway so shes cleaning it out at my apartment complex bc we have dumpsters and her roommate forgot to pay the trash bill. i will be liveblogging my experience watching her do this and you will understand why i refuse to help her

[slytherverse]

-threw out the floor mats entirely bc theres magic the gathering cards molded into them

-found an axe formely belonging to a friend who is now in jail

-four trash bags worth of clothes and an untold amount of fast food trash

[slytherverse]

guys theres a pile of chicken bones down there from wingstop im so scared

AND i hear "hey dude can i use ur washing machine real quick" and she pulls out a pair of pants from, i shit you not, 1940 and theyre moldified into a SOLID. those pants survived a war and couldnt last a year in her fucking shitbox istfg

[slytherverse]

shes cleaning out the Broken Glass Area of the backseat (normal thing to have. been there FOUR FUCKING YEARS)

fuckin blindly sticks her hand under the seat and pulls out a fully intact URANIUM GLASS PLATE. "for you :D" ... GIRL

[slytherverse]

"oh no i disturbed the nursery section of The Colony!!! D: D: " awesomesauce. i hope an asteroid comes and kills us both

[slytherverse]

i swear to god im not exaggerating here. anyway heres an incomplete list of everything we found inside:

-axe (stolen)

-earrings made out of dentures

-flavored condoms

-a quilt

-hello kitty sweater (stolen from a DIFFERENT ex-friend with a felony charge)

-deer spine

-baseball sized wad of human hair

-""sex apron""

-uranium glass plate

-pile of non-uranium non-car glass

-rollerblades

-complete phantom of the opera cd set

-magic the gathering cards mold-ified into a brick

-lego millennium falcon

-a CUTLASS??? (for "self defense")

-the back bumper of the car

-an entire fucking ant colony

and finally, perhaps the most disturbing,

-a pack of vanilla wax melts, inexplicably unmelted and intact despite sitting inside this terrarium-with-a-prius-wrapped-around-it in 100 degree heat for god knows how long

[slytherverse]

i must stress: before today she DID NOT KNOW about the ant colony in there . she thought ants just really liked to climb inside anytime the car was parked.

[slytherverse]

guys i cant take it anymore

[slytherverse]

bringing this post back bc i found a video of her offering me the phantom cd set and i said no because the box was coated in a syrupy mat of human hair and she was confused because "we know whos hair it is" ???? as if the origin of the hair was the only fucking holdup

[slytherverse]

see i assumed that too initially but no, turns out it was of course Loose Wine Glasses . heres a less distressing picture i took near the bitter end, note the stabbing hazard she pulled from the seat like excaliber itself

[redvamie]

Still need the final green light from her, but I’m super excited so tumblr gets it first. Final version will be up later

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

I'm forwarding all of you my next therapy bill.

[the-final-sif]

Can I propose the XKCD method instead?

XCKD 945, ID in Alt

[heymamona]

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

[redvamie]

Love my partner. Too bad she’s so fucking far away from me