pov: your division's captain is very clearly pregnant and you kind of want to ask him about it but he's Very Scary and you don't want to die an early, painful death
AS PROMISED, I will embarrass myself by detailing what I've noticed about each way the couples of Junjou and Sekai fuck (Excluding Domestica, Mistake, Trifecta, and Sentiment simply bc I FEEL LIKE I DIDNT READ THEIR STORIES IN ORDER </3 IM SORRY ONCE I FIGURE OUT HOW TO NAVIGATE THIS FRANCHISE, I WILL INCLUDE THEM!!)
Putting under a cut bc I have some self respect. no i dont.
NSFW underneath?? LMAO??
Romantica:
Okay so these two?? Deadass? Are the quintessential brat/brat tamer dynamic I've EVER seen. And it's really in emotional sex scenes does Misaki drop his little brat role and is more open/honest about how he feels. Otherwise it's "Does it feel good?" "NO!!!! (It feels good :( ) everytime HAHA.
Also all the other couples do pretty natural positions, but I've noticed that Usagi is always CONTORTING Misaki's body around. Straight up manhandling him at times. If I was more shameless, I'd be showing evidence of the FUCKED UP bends Usagi is putting Misaki in. And the more fucked up it is, the more Misaki seems to like it too?? LOL always going on about I can feel Usagi-san getting bigger and I can feel him better like this. There's a couple scenes I remember where Usagi is telling him to spread his legs even further than they already are, and Misaki is obliging.. ok king good for you LOL.
Speaking of Usagi in him, there's two scenes I will not let go of. The scene where Usagi asks him what he wants, and he whispers into Usagi's ear about it and the next scene Misaki is getting fucked into the bathroom wall. That AND the scene where Usagi had him pressed against the window, like front to the reflective surface and Misaki is going it feels so freaking good??? I WAS HOLDING MY PEARLS? YOU WHORES? WHERE IS YOUR SHAME?
Less NSFW, but these two looove to kiss. They are always french kissing, all day, the whole scene. Literally can't even kind of separate kind of.
Also I noticed that Misaki does have some energy to him?? Like I feel like it's common in Yaois where the bottom character will be like I'm tired enough!! but he doesn't really ever do that?? (To clarify, he does try to "stop" Usagi, but its never due to exhaustion) and bro.. theres that one scene in the recent chapters where there's SJDKNGK lord help me, there's cum pouring out from between his legs (AM I GONNA GET FLAGGED /LH) and Usagi tells him he doesn't want to stop and Misaki says me neither?? like ok divas.. if this was a different series, Misaki and Usagi would be 30x crazier I just know.
Last details I want to point out: Usagi's interest in using toys on him, as well as his little edging play where he decides when exactly Misaki can release. In general, Usagi is pretty rough and aggressive when it comes to their scenes too. Just.. he just kinda looks like he goes as it roughly, since Misakis always complaining that it hurts lmao.. I'm pointing this out bc in a later couple, its pointed out how gentle they are. Take that as you will.. but Misaki does end up enjoying it more often than not. Since Usagi's always telling him he can handle it when he does say it. Also this ongoing arc of Misaki trying to gather his courage to top Usagi. I hope we get to see it eventually lmfaoo. Good luck, Misaki I'm cheering you on...
I wanna die lmAO
Egoist:
I feel like these two are pretty fair, like they're both openly gay which means Nakamura doesn't do the whole how could I like this!! with them. They're both usually down with whatever. A good number of their scenes has them switching between who's on who's lap. Which means they have a decent amount of scenes where they're straddling/riding each other. (Misaki and Usagi also do this, but to a lesser extent but thats only bc of the aforementioned contorting)
Oh also, their asses are NOT against also having sex in public. I'm LOOKING AT THE LIBRARY SCENE AT THE BEGINNING.
Also I love that Hiro's cue for hold me is going "I'm cold" to Nowaki, and he's always ready to show up LOL. Nowaki always down to give Hiro a BJ, always. He does it more often to Hiro, but Hiro has like one or two down his belt. They're a surprisingly balanced couple in that regard. Super touchy with everything, there's a few frames I can think of where their hands are all over each other.
Also.. a lot of tongue work.. SKDJHNSDKJH like.. all over hiros chest from Nowaki.
On a cuter note, Nakamura LOVES to cut to black with them in an embrace. Deadass these guys are just two gay men in a relationship and we get to peek in on them, like that's what it feels like when I read through their chapters.
And that's all she wrote for Egoist. A lot of their chapters are not very sex heavy.
Terrorist:
THIS IS ALSO A COUPLE THAT'S NOT VERY HEAVY ON THE SEX?? (Which tbh makes sense considering their dynamic LOL they're barely surviving being together with what they do to each other)
But, with what we do have .. Shinobu is like almost always the one initiating which again makes sense considering he's the 'terrorist' here lol. There like two times where Miyagi politely asks for it and ofc he gets it bc Shinobu literally NEVER backs down lol.
They kinda start off with Miyagi pushing him against the floor and fondling him while kissing him. Seeing as he was trying to scare him off there. The other time he was forceful was when Shinobu tried to break up with him, upset that he was just stringing him along. But other than those two instances, Miyagi tends to be pretty gentle with him? He likes to hold him back to his chest, and he also guides him through a few times since Shinobu likes to lie abt being experienced.
Shinobu likes to sit on his lap quite a bit too. To insert himself into Miyagi usually lmfao. In general, Shinobu is pretty cuddly and all over Miyagi LOL even outside of the sex scenes.
THEIR cut to blacks always end up with them lying over each other bc they are attached skin to skin bro.
Nostalgia:
Okay, OKAY. RITSU AND TAKANO. RITSU AND TAKANO are the usual reason I wanted to even make this post in the FIRST PLACE. BECAUSE AHHH??
First of all, FIRST OF ALL. Takano is 10000% a service top?? Especially in the beginning, he is often making Ritsu come without ever getting anything back. Which makes sense considering their relationship very early on, but this continues to when they're both clearly on board. He is ALWAYS servicing Ritsu. When they are separated, Ritsu even comments how gentle Takano was with him. like yall. its SOO many blowjobs, fingering, nipple play. It's only way later when he starts to ask Ritsu to touch him too, but while Ritsu is touching him, man is still working his fingers. Do yall know how long it took for Ritsu to suck dick for the first time??? I'll tell you, the new art style had started to take form. Also, they like to kiss, not as much as Misaki and Usagi, but you know what they do a lot of?? They hold hands during sex a lot. THEIR fade to black tends to consist of a frame of their fingers intertwined.
And ritsu.. ritsu.. oh ritsu i will expose this ass so fast bro. I will never forgive Nakamura for that final frame of Takano asking Ritsu what he wants him to do and Ritsu whispering, Takano calling him a pervert, and then Ritsu saying "And then Takano gave me exactly what I asked for until dawn." AND THEN NOT SHARING WHAT THAT WAS?? I'VE HAD THE WHOLE MANGA TO KNOW HES JUST AS INSANE AS TAKANO. CMON MAN. kdnhkjs.. I sound like a degenerate. (I am one.) But okay, some sus things that Mr. Ritsu was up too? Those wet dreams he had. Like three in a fucking row and each one was about Takano railing into him. And that one frame where he was basically begging Takano to go deeper and release deep into him?? ok. OK. I'll let you guys make your own assessment on what that means, bc contrary to this whole post, I wish to not be struck down by tumblr/lh
Yknow what was also a crazy scene??? Where he started to masturbate, and then Takano called him? And he went to stop, until Takano started praising him and he started to undress himself again until he literally came while on call with Takano? Crazy shit to pull from someone who tries his best to act composed. ok diva. Speaking of, this man has a praise kink. I don't make the rules and that's not even a headcanon because it's just true. Literally comes to Takano telling him he feels good and that he loves him. (In contrast to Misaki fyi who with his whole brat thing is very much like STOP!! DONT SAY IT!!) Ritsu WANTS to hear it, he ADORES hearing it. The only time hearing Takano say I love you bothers him is when it cracks at his barriers.
Nah, bc as soon as Takano pulled away, Ritsu became a whole fiend now that his service top wasn't servicing. AND A PART OF IT WAS BC HE TOLD HIM NOT TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL HE CONFESSED?? LIKE YOU DID THAT SWEETIE.
And ugh, don't get me started on their official couple sex scenes, where Ritsu has to stop Takano from teasing him so they could "feel good together." Good to know he knows Takano literally only focuses on him during it bro.
With Takano being gentle as Ritsu points out, its a stark contrast to Usagi. Like bro is always asking Ritsu if it hurts/if he's comfortable like.. UGH. Im such a Takano defender yall I fear. Honestly, it says something to me that the only time Ritsu tells him that it hurts is when Nao gets in the way and tells Ritsu to break up with him bc he'd be a disadvantage to him. And so Takano asks him if he'd break up with him just bc Nao told him too? (Crazy scene btw, my mouth was open) and he decided that they would only have a physical relationship then and not a real one. Also, one of the only scene where he mainly focuses on pleasuring himself only.
Also, make no mistake, Takano kinda a freak too tho. Where he drank that water just to kiss Ritsu and give it to him? ok sir. ( again, literally servicing Ritsu. It always comes back to that LOL)
I just know they're gonna be such an annoying couple now that they're together, if that "Takano pulled me into his arms and we kissed and kissed over and over." was anything to go by.
Erotica:
Let me make something clear, Kisa is a whore lol. There's like no way around it. Probably the most experienced out of all the couples thus far and it shows. Man is always leading sex between him and Yukina. There's even a scene where he's telling Yukina where exactly to go and Yukina is all "Is this right??" Which.. good for him bro. Deadass. I support him.
He always face deep into Yukina too, giving him blowjobs and letting that shit get over his face. LIKE YALL IM SO SERIOUS LIKE 80% OF THEIR SEX SCENES ARE KISA SUCKING OFF YUKINA. I WANNA SAY MORE BUT I CANT. HE'S A SERVICE SUB TO TAKANOS SERVICE TOPISM. If he's on Yukinas lap, he's bouncing himself while Yukina watches.
Yukina too is always asking questions like I said, and then also asking Kisa how he'd like him to fuck him.
But what's fun about them lowkey is that as the series progresses, Yukina stops asking the questions and is more aware of what Kisa likes already. Even when Kisa is like you don't have to do x thing, he's then like "Oh but you liked here?" I thought that was a neat detail. Like he's learning LOL.
That being said one of the funniest parts of their dynamic is Kisa being over 30 so he passes out after they fuck leaving Yukina to lay there. And when he does stay awake, Yukina tends to ask for extra rounds lmAO. Good for that old man and his resident young'in.
The way I actually wrote this... Lord help me. thank you if you read this far??
op i love this post so so so so much zero notes on it, its perfect.
i was left inspired (and i have nothing better to do), so i wanna give my grain of salt with the couples excluded (trying to keep it as spoiler free as possible) :D
MISTAKE
It is actually hard to have a proper take on them (thats not based almost entirely on headcanons that is xd) considering there is almost no nsfw of them in canon: as far as i remember, they only have one full sex scene in act 1 and then like a few panels where they are shown fucking and from there on its, if anything, just implications of the fact that they fucked.
The first two are pretty standard tbh, but i feel you can actually decipher a few things from the third one. essentially that a) they actually do have a lot (A LOT) of sexual desire for each other, but try to keep it hidden so that it doesnt interfere with their jobs. b) Asahina may get pretty aggressive, considering he warns Isaka that he would regret practically begging to have sex with him. and c) Isaka himself is, for Nakamura standards, very very very dominant.
Considering the fact that (unlike what you'd expect from a good assertive uke like Kisa or even Hiroki) Isaka never seems to get on top of Asahina (other than whatever they were doing in act 1, most times we see them do it its in missionnaire), it seems to me that he simply is the one to initiate the whole thing, just to then let Asahina take the reins (the service top x pillow princess ever iktr !!).
SENTIMENT
There is also not much to say about them considering they are barely in their beginnings xd
From what I can gather so far, they both really seem to like touching each other. For instance, we can see from the fantasies Ijuuin had with Misaki that he just really likes to fill whoever his partner is with caresses even if he is not receiving any, and we can see this same thing in sentiment, although Yuu actually does reciprocate. And then there is this whole thing with Yuu being obsessed with Ijuuin's body (a bone fetish practically jfhjgjsjf) and wanting to touch it all.
Speaking of Yuu, we can also see that he seems to like being manhandled (considering he thinks at some point that he wouldn't mind being taken this way, even if it hurt), and that he loves physical shows of affection (like hugging and kissing) whenever he is feeling vulnerable.
It is also worth mentioning how much emphasis they both seem to put in pleasuring each other. Like everytime Ijuuin asks if Yuu wants to go all the way, and when the answer is negative find the way for both to feel good; and then Yuu being able to eventually do it despite his fears, and insisting Ijuuin doesn't need to put any extra effort for him (as we can see, there is some of Yuu's lack of self-worth intertwined in here :s)
(I also find it funny that they both seem to have experience, considering they are supposed to be each other's first time with a man jdhfjhjhgjsjfkshj)
DOMESTICA
I could literally talk about these two for hours because there is SO MUCH to be said (they kinda are, along romantica and nostalgia, probably the couple with the most growth in this regard), but I'll try to keep it brief kdhkfjskjfksjflsjfk
We can start by mentioning edging and dacryphilia as CONFIRMED kinks for them, as both are very present throughout the novels. Leaving the punishment thing aside (which tbh is mostly used as some sort of comic relief), it is essentially that Hatori loves to see Chiaki "drowning in pleasure" (i.e. overstimulated) as a way to show how much he desires him and as some sort of validation that Chiaki loves him back. So he does everything he can to get Chiaki to this point while putting a LOT of self restraint on himself to not just cum at the mere sight of him, only letting himself go once he sees Chiaki completely out of his mind.
And since he notices how much Hatori tends to keep things to himself, Chiaki appreciates being able to see this more "unkept" side of him. Willing to accept anything (ANYTHING :p) Hatori throws his way, Chiaki tends to take a pretty passive stance and just let Hatori do his thing (with a tiny bit of resistance at first bc Nakamura), although this doesn't mean he is all that submissive. Most of the time he ends up being the one to beg Hatori to go all the way (although its mostly bc of the overstimulation jdfhsjhfjshd), and it has even come to a point where he CONSCIOUSLY provokes him more than once (just to then have Hatori go "oooh he keeps unconsiously provoking me omgggg >.<" jdhdjghjdhfj he is so STUPIDDDD).
Idk idk idk but as a whole the fact that Hatori is constantly worrying about Chiaki being straight (lmao) and forcing himself into the relationship, while Chiaki is so self conscious about not being as attractive as a woman, just for both of them to be so ridiculously down bad for the other it´s pretty poetic to me in its own special way ^^ and it is something that can be particularly evident in some of their sex scenes (like i already explained it on Hatori, and then you have Chiaki constantly fawning on how hoooot Hatori is and how goooood he is at sex and blah blah blah).
All this to say that, for a couple that most of the time fucks in missionnaire-ish position (although this changes as the novels progress), these two bitches are NASTY.
TRIFECTA
And as expected from another couple developed by Fujisaki, these two are also FREAKS.
Kirishima is kinda like an Usagi on steroids (this considering it'd be a lot harder to tame Yokozawa than Misaki jdhfjshfj). He is VERY descriptive and more than once mentioned to be pretty aggresive (there are even mentions of Yokozawa leaving quite prominent marks on Kirishima's back,,). What is key in him is that he LOVES to tease Yokozawa in any way he can (leaving the usual caressing aside, there is a LOT of dirty talk........), to the point he kinda admits that simply seeing him pissed off turns him on kdjfjgsgkshjg He also doesnt seem to mind public sex at all, considering he gets Yokozawa to do it in a car and more than once he tries to initiate things in the office,,,,
(also he kinda has a foot fetish but shhhhhhh)
But oddly enough, Yokozawa himself is about as freaky as Kirishima (up to the point he even questions if he is not a masochist kdhkfjskjg). Pretty much because he knows that his attitude turns on Kirishima, and he knows that it could all be avoided very easily by just not being so prideful to fall for such stupid provocations,, and yet he keeps doing it every single time. It is constantly shown, and even explicitly said, that he prefers that Kirishima is rough with him, because he is a freak but also because he would rather not seem vulnerable in front of him; and even if he doesn't love the idea of bottoming, he lets it happen just for Kirishima. To me, all this is proof of two things: how much Yokozawa loves Kirishima to be willing to take ANYTHING he throws his way, and how insecure he is to not tear down his own barriers around him.
(I do not know how was I able to write all this with a straight face JDHJFGJAHFJDWUGJDSHJ ok bye)
i love love love these but i wanna add onto mistake!
absolutely right that they’re surprisingly sfw honestly and there’s barely anything of them in general… so i just wanted to add to it with my own headcanons
i absolutely agree that isaka is a pillow princess through and through. i’d like to imagine asahina is the first and only person he’s ever been submissive too (as i imagine isaka was a playboy back in college lol).
i also think asahina is a severe service top with a hint of being a stone as well. i’d imagine the majority of his pleasure comes from pleasing isaka and reducing the ceo and “bocchan” into a complete mess and being the only one capable of doing it and having that power. but the moment isaka tries to initiate any service to asahina, he’d be hesitant to comply. in his mind, asahina being the ‘servant’ is so engrained in his mind still he cannot imagine why isaka would want to please instead of be pleased and would feel uncomfortable having isaka do that
Bronn leaving the bag of gold on the ground.
Bronn who doesn’t flee from a burning battelfield with men sceraming and dying and burning around him.
Bronn chooseing to ride the horse that would have lead him to safaety towards the dragon’s mouth to save Jaime’s life.
Bronn jumping almost into the flames for Jaime.
All of this when all we know so far about him was that he was only intrested in gold and in himself.
Bronn confessing that he saw his first murder when he was five.
Bronn being pissed when he has to call Jaime ‘my lord’ but does it anyway.
Bronn and Jaime with the same experience in battle and the same lust for fights.
Bronn training Jaime not to fight pretty but for surviving.
Bronn being the only one who knows that Jaime still can’t fight properly with his left hand.
Bronn tellling Jaime to flee the battle.
Bronn telling Jaime to shot the dragon himself so that he would be far from the fight.