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[spectrometrie]

things i made very stoned and don’t remember doing

[shadowpeoplearejerks]

The Great Gatsby

[gen-z-culture-is]

gen z culture is not knowing if you are romantically attracted to everyone you know or if you're just touch starved and lonely

[slavery]

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS 

[teaboot]

Me during any vampire movie: blood is approximately 90% water and has very little nutritional value. An actual vampire requiring an average human's caloric intake would have to piss constantly to avoid dying of renal failure

[just-golden-shower-thoughts]

😳

[teaboot]

Oh no

[psychophagus]

😏

[teaboot]

Oh no

[his-heartguard]

My boy

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Sea lions are just seals with an extra electron.

[reeeses-puffs-cereal]

crash

[literature-cult]

the night before an important exam is more listening to old nostalgic songs and crying to when you could live without academic pressure and how the education system is so fucked up to put students under so much stress but thats also our society's problem that a child's mental health and validation is based on their test scores and less studying

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

[lured-deactivated20170602]

what does Quil do

[softbutxh-deactivated20170428]

All the time all the time

[sinkies]

fan of this reply

[the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone]

HE CAN DO ALCHEMY

[who-needs-words]

CHOCOLATE MAN MADE A LOVE POTION

[stimman4000]

you know when you’re splitting something with someone you love and you intentionally take the smaller/otherwise worse half so they can have the better one... yeah

[hiveswap]

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

[hiveswap]

Everyone schedule

[hiveswap]

Pm

[go-learn-esperanto]

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer - Tumblr - Crash

Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35

So everyone can find their time :3

[hiveswap]

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

[gelatinous-cat]

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

[demonboyhalo]

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

[pinkpop1997]

i love this because everyone ive seen who's reblogged this is like "yeah okay whatever" like nobody's really excited about this it's just something we all feel the need to do because it's our duty to keep this website as uninhabitable as the fucking mariana trench

[numberonestarlightbeliever]

snoopy

[opossum-kids]

@gayarsonist like this?

[puyopuyo]

nintendo wants you to forget this man ever existed

[starjasmines]

blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

[iminsaneandcrazygirl6942069]

strawberries are better dumb bitch

[starjasmines]

i hope the next strawberry you eat blows up

[6o6]

it won’t they can’t do that

[ifyougiveamouseatuba]

Disney kid? Nickelodeon kid? No, I’m sorry; I was a PBS Kids kid. I’m talking Arthur, Cyberchase, Ruff With Ruff Ruffman, Read Between the Lions, Sesame Street, Clifford, Dragon Tales, Martha Speaks, Maya and Miguel, Word Girl, Zoboomafoo, Sagwa, Mr. Rogers, Reading Rainbow, Zoom, Bob the Builder, Boobah (ngl don’t know why I liked that one so much), Postcards From Buster, Caillou (which I recognize now is actually terrible but I loved it as a kid), Curious George, Jay Jay the Jet Plane, The Berenstain Bears, Thomas, It’s a Big Big World, Noddy. And don’t even get me STARTED on the website! Those games were FIRE! and I was learning something?! I played on the PBS Kids Go website well into middle school, past when I stopped regularly watching the shows.

[aniqua]

All the girlies that didn’t have cable stand up!!

[galatially]

PBS kids are always the moment. We’re the blueprint 💁🏽‍♀️

[nostalgicfun]

What was the first property/media you read fanfiction online for?  🌈

[nostalgicfun]

Sometimes I forget young people exist. I’m seeing people saying that their first fic was for FNaF or Good Omens or even MLP and I’m like “Haha wow that’s all pretty new, you must have been on the internet for a while before encountering fanfiction!” 

And then the “oh no” hits. 

So I have a follow-up question: What’s the first website you read fanfiction on? Mine was Quizilla, which doesn’t even exist any more!