Just Golden Shower Thoughts

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.) -- Ko-Fi -- Call me Piss Merchant, or Merchant for short -- Send me funny piss posts! It's hard to find all these on my own

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Just a moment” is 90 seconds but a “Moment of Silence” is only a minute. We all know silence is golden, therefore a “Moment of Silence” is a “Golden Moment” but it’s still less than “Just a moment” so something that is “Just” is worth more than gold.

[just-shower-responses]

jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[just-golden-shower-thoughts]

I’m all here for a golden moment

[just-shower-responses]

[lizzorasaurus]

The new live laugh love

[amazoogle]

its so important to always have sex before you pee

[lewd-buns]

its so important to pee on each other during sex

[p1llboxprincess]

ill follow you anywhere bathroom too can i watch you pee

[cowboy]

Storyboarding etc

[just-golden-shower-thoughts]

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[jvhdb]

Pee your pants fish boy

this was a harrowing ask to read while eating sardines in only my underwear

[pankendev]

can you draw a girl pissing on the apple genius bar in a fit of rage

i'm not fighting your battles for you dawg

[meikyo-shisui]

toilets for furries

[catlips001]

[wereralph]

[steelydanyaoi]

freak as fuck sign

[certified-piss-posts]

Certified piss post

[poyopoh]

ralseinotpiss

[sagasolejma]

[crow-dice]

I spent a week anguishing over trying to remember what meme I was gonna draw this guy in and words cannot express the disappointment I felt when I finally remembered

(Full color version under the cut)

[h0useofw0lves]

drink pee

[h0useofw0lves]

drink pee

[h0useofw0lves]

drink pee

[certified-piss-posts]

Certified piss post

[eschocat]

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

[milquetoaast]

theyre putting something in the water that makes you pee.

[mentally-evicted]

[cheddar-baby]

Peeing

[cryptotheism]

Again with this

[cheddar-baby]

are you mad at me?

[cryptotheism]

Knock it off

[cheddar-baby]

[cryptotheism]

Huh, must've been the wind.