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NYC /🍀🇺🇸/REB & voDKa

[l30m730w]

[whynotshesaid-deactivated201311]

“My favorite story out of this is Malia, when she was 4, she had a little dance thing. Well, Michelle was gone that weekend so I’m taking her to ballet. And I get her in her little leotard and her little stuff. I did her hair, put it in a little bun.

We get to the dance studio and one of the mothers there right away comes up to Malia – she thinks she’s out of earshot of me and she says, ‘Sweetie, do you want me to redo your hair?’ And Malia who she’s 4 says, ‘Yes please, this is a disaster’. You know, she didn’t want to hurt daddy’s feelings.”

[chloebpd]

does anyone else have like. ridiculously severe phone/skype anxiety. like every time i hear the phone ringing or the skype noise i just feel gripped with apprehension, dread and anxiety 

[botanize]

honestly

[mockwa]

[thebestoftumbling]

[paris2005hilton]

[mintmilano]

Straight people: that relatable feel when you’re trying to break in to your partner’s phone so you can read all their messages am I right

Me, a normal person: ????????

[melisica]

[a-m-e-t-a-p-h-o-r]

[radiation-baby]

[discreet45]

[bigeisamazing]

game night with the bros

[dinuguan]

edward gamer hands

[supermodelgif-deactivated201409]

“Mickey and Mallory know the difference between right and wrong; they just don’t give a damn.”

Natural Born Killers (Oliver Stone, 1994)

[unshrink]

me comforting a friend:

[shittyidea]

Kony 2016

[bunney]

*doctor hands new parents a baby* congratulations!! it’s a bae ❤

[dreamandwake]