Irish Dance

Emma Bauer u17-Mid-America- OC

[cameronrlambert]

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Love this Treble Jig from worlds

[cameronrlambert]

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[doctorwho-the-fuck-are-you]

HoLy FuCk

[freaknoid]

1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D

[hyourinmaruice]

oh my god I cannot breathe

[septicplaysstuff]

OH MY FUCKI NG GOD

[disneyprincesslessons-deactivat]

An Irish Dancer Blessing: May you reach the end of St. Patrick’s Day without a drunken frat guy spilling green beer on your $3,000 solo dress. 

[outofcontextarthur]

Who is the saltiest character in Arthur?

dw, absolutely, without question

look at the 100% pure sodium radiating off of her

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[themissingbeat]

Reblog and you will recall at your next major

[planxtydrury69]

REBLOG AND AT YOUR NEXT MAJOR YOU WILL DANCE YOUR BEST AND MAKE YOURSELF PROUD

[drunkengauger69]

^^

[drunkengauger69]

LAST TIME I PROMISE…. Prolly not tho

[diaryofagypsykid]

Just cause nationals training is killing me rn

[thehumoursofbandon]

themissingbeat I hate you for this post

[babyredzz]

Rebloging because sat is my last feis of the year and I need luck

[claddaghstrong]

Would love a recall… But in my category I highly doubt that’s gonna happen :/

[3seacaptains69]

Just because I dance in the morning 😬

[8-bars-of-treble]

4 days……

[anyadancer195]

Lol just in case 🌎

[jade-irishdance]

🤕🍀🌍

[witchescoldbrew]

I think my favorite thing about Chopped is the generic descriptions they come up with because they can’t say brand names “circular cream filled chocolate cookies” like no those are Oreos, Ted.

[hungrygemologist]

It’s so great. This one is my favorite:

Ted, those are Dippin Dots.

[theglasgowreel-deactivated20210]

When you can’t find a paper clip to hold together an essay (that you wrote about dance), so you have to use a bobby pin instead.

[softjimis]

[wigs-and-jigs-blog-deactivated2]

ME AFTER CLASS

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by cbmlmz)

[theinturnetexplorer]

laser-free diet.

[floatingwithobrien]

y'all need to hear about gerb.

gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.

when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.

the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.

and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.

one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.

now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”

“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift” and gerb says “i recall” “that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen” and gerb says “yea ok” “jeremy what happened?”

and gerb says

“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kingjaffejoffer]

i feel this in my soul

[perksofpunkpercy]

Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously

Jeopardy

Review Games

Kickball

Spirit Week

[infininoodle]

this post is so american I don’t even know what half of these things are

[lyctorgideon]

highlights from my three years working at panera

customer pooping on the floor

pulling a stag beetle out of an old woman’s hair

two employees started dating and had a blow-out fight in the parking lot before work at least once a week

employee cutting her finger practically off because she jammed her arm in the bagel slicer

catering coordinator fucking the GM in the basement

man claiming he didn’t have a panera card because a friend stole all his rewards cards while he was in a coma for a year

the turkish opera singer who worked in the kitchen for a summer

disheveled man offering “voodoo therapy” in the dining room to guests as they walk in

tiny dominican lesbian stole the girlfriends of two different male employees

[lyctorgideon]

#please be real

its real all right & there’s more where that came from

[lornasallydane]

Please tell us more

[lyctorgideon]

the woman who pooped on the floor got banned, but not for pooping on the floor

there is a man who comes in once a week, buys a sandwich to go, and eats it in the men’s bathroom. we know because he leaves toothpicks and the wrapper by the urinal

a woman once demanded to know where she could buy an apartment in the area, i informed her that this was a panera and not a real estate office, and she interrupted me to specify she was looking for an $1100 two bedroom

we hired twins named franciel and franciela

customer complained about the size of the small mac n cheese (it comes pre-portioned) and i told her she could upgrade it to a large for a few dollars, at which point she shook her mac n cheese in my face and screamed “i could shit more mac and cheese than this!”

the GM got so upset that he threw a sandwich at the wall and it stuck there for a few minutes because of the sauce

people act like “do you want bread, chips, or an apple for your side?” is the goddamn SATs

no, you can’t get “bread chips”

no, you can’t get “apple chips”

no, you can’t get “apple bread”

i hate you

[magebird-old]

notveryfireproof

[planxty-drury]

“I could shit more mac and cheese than this”

[rincecuradh]

a concept: me, relaxed before a feis. i am fully prepared and my mind and body know that. i am not afraid. 

[offireandwaves]

[use-your-glutes-sven-deactivate]

wow that cat is really good at organizing colours