Crazy Shit I Think About

Elise l Southern Region Irish Dancer l Open Championships l 14th in the region l vegan

[sixpenceee]

Snow flakes falls softly into crystal clear water. Beautiful. Source                          

[realismomagico]

life really is about being 13 and ridiculously into percy jackson books. after that whatever idk

[mysharona1987]

[etraytin]

Obviously the health officials did not talk to anyone even loosely affiliated with an actual school. For reasons big or small, terrible or sympathetic, parents send children to school sick all the time.

[tesria]

Schools have spent decades encouraging nonsensical levels of attendance, rewarding kids who don’t take a single day off all term/semester/year, and even punishing kids who take “too much” time off sick. Kids who actually get ill enough to stay home miss out on fun things and “prizes” and awards, because going to school with the flu (or almost anything else) is considered right, good, and necessary.

Then a pandemic comes along that solidly half the population insists is “just the flu” and you think people are going to forget that you indoctrinated them to believe that if they were capable of being conscious (and sometimes not even then) they should be in school? (And later, in work - this is at least part of the point of this stuff, training you to work while sick).

To say nothing of the simple fact that parents are frequently without childcare options and are forced to be in work even if they should be isolating. That’s also a huge problem.

[bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021]

[colubrina]

[yesterdaysprint]

Moline Daily Dispatch, Illinois, December 21, 1918

[guerrillatech]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[jemariel]

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

[labelleizzy]

Or do both for twice the punch!

[fussybees-deactivated20200928]

AKCKKFJDBHSHSLCSN

[nudityandnerdery]

I mean, this screenshot alone is funnier than most of them manage to be.

[meanplastic]

POOR GRANDMA!!!

[evilvillain123456789]

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

[ara-queen]

His stupid little hat jingling away

[the-book-reaper]

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

[pixelatedboobs-blog]

Patients is a virtue.

[northmiamigoon-deactivated20150]

maybe she a doctor

[whitepeopletwitter]

[copperbadge]

I didn’t realize how often I smile to inform strangers I’m passing in a hall or on the street that I’m harmless and friendly until I started masking up. I’m used to “make eye contact, smile, look away” as my default mode of interaction, but now I just look like I’m fuckin’ shifty. 

So I’ve taken to replacing the smile with a slight bow. A small incline of the head, a little tilt of the shoulders, like I’m a regency gentleman bidding you good day. 

[ritavonbees]

and here I’ve been giving people thumbs up like a maniac

[wehaveallgotknives]

oh my god i’ve been winking

[copperbadge]

Some real feral energy coming off you guys right now :D

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[glumshoe]

I have very little experience with drugs, but one of the only times I have ever tried weed, I attempted to buy a milkshake. The milkshake rang up at exactly $4.20. The cashier made eye contact with me and turned my soul inside out. The noise from Inception played inside my head and I was convinced that she was lying just to fuck with me because she knew, she had to know.

I then spent the next fifteen minutes eating a milkshake for five years and falling through the fabric of spacetime.

[viscerell]

I'm sorry that one of your first experiences with weed went badly but i have had a horrible day today and this made me laugh until i couldnt fucking breathe. The imagery alone. Thank you for sharing.

[glumshoe]

the first time was fine, I felt and acted almost completely normal

except that I ate an entire sweet potato raw in one sitting like it was an apple

[infected]

Templo Expiatorio del Santísimo Sacramento, Mexico by Rafael Cedano

[that-twink-over-there]