[twentyonepilotsyaoi]

About me 🌷

- Celestine, wonder or jack

- traumagenic system

- adult, gay, transgender

- he/it/any except they

- I'm like if a girl was a boy but also an evil computer program

Current brainrot: twenty one pilots

not listing all our neurodivergencies and disorders here, you can easily infer something is wrong with me. <3

Tag me in stuff! I love it! I am bad at responding though. chances are I see it and love it <3

pls pls be my friend and talk to me

[hiveswap]

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

[yb-cringe]

[apolladay]

What do you call this (sauce pictured above)? (mayo, ketchup, pickle juice+)

Fry Sauce

Restaurant Name (ex. Chick-Fil-A sauce)

Goop

Pink Sauce

Thousand Island

None of these things who are you people

Remaining time: 1 day 23 hours

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[draconym]

[draconym]

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

[localpubliclibrary]

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

[apolladay]

What category is your last name?

Son of some guy ("Johnson", "O'Brien", etc)

Job ("Smith", "Miller", etc)

Place/town ("Hill", "del Valle", etc)

Nickname/attribute ("Short", "Goodman", etc)

Hyphenated/multiple of the above

Other (describe in the tags!)

Unsure/results

Voting ended onJul 6

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

[dogpuppy]

[alhashimis]

does it bother you when a blog is very multifandom?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 1

feel free to rb, i'm super curious

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

welp this is getting notes again so yknow what that means

POLL AGAIN how did it go

dream scenario

good :)

okay i guess

eh

nightmare scenario :(

i'm literally a [ insert pokemon in the tag ]

Voting ended onJun 30

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point