Magnum Opus

Friends call me Ree. Nice to meet you!

[justcatposts]

“Kitty practicing the lion dance for the Chinese New Year” 

(via)

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

HAPPY PLAYFUL TAIL FLICKS

KITTY LIKES BEING THE NEW YEAR’S LION

[july-19th-club]

[hakurakurohime]

[an-eccentric-devil]

I think more people need to learn the phrase "I don't know enough about that to have a strong opinion" its literally a cheat code for awkward conversations

[an-eccentric-devil]

its ok if you actually do know a lot about the thing and/or have strong opinions about it btw. you can just lie

[ikimaru]

the two moods 👌

some more meme redraws eheh

[chewbacca]

[dreg-heap]

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right

[madnessofmen]

It was a woman that did it!

[hashtagloveloses]

the thing about jujutsu kaisen is it really is as gay as everybody says and it is equal opportunity about it. yeah whatever the hell satosugu and itafushi got goin on but at the same time nobara’s backstory is like she was plucked out of an angsty yuri and accidentally put into a shonen. then two twin sisters who hate each other are fighting over her. megumi is telling yuji he never once regretted saving yuji and satoru is calling suguru his “one and only” meanwhile nobara talks about her literal ring of keys moment as a kid and thinking of her childhood best friend in her final moments. a BL and a GL at the same time we just don’t have time to unpack all of that bc bitches are dying left and right

[max-oats]

hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

[max-oats]

on my way to work at the job factory :) lets get this bread !, and by bre,d i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bred

[max-oats]

feeding the ducks

(disclaimer: i do Not live in thi,s pond. i live in a home House.)

[max-oats]

ah . allow me to introduce my two lovely childen . Child and Baby . :) they are both just regular Men just like their old man(me)

[without-ado]

Cutie-pie of the sea (x)

[cursedpinterest]

[kinuko]

This is the only thing that brings me joy

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[strangelittlestories]

After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:

“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”

Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.

“Ow!”

“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”

“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”

The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.

“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”

She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.

“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”

The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.

“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.

“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”

“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”

[foreveriallyzombified]

every single server with a “vent channel” is awkward, creepy and toxic so i came up with the idea of a “medical status” channel which i didn’t even have to write rules for everyone just read my mind and is perfectly using it as intended and hopefully it speaks for itself

[sasukesun]

the fact that gojou is looking at the black fish, a bit concerned if i may, while getou is tiredly looking down and not at the white fish… excuse me imma lay down for a bit

[sasukesun]

yanno………

[hues-of-purple]

OMG

ASEXUAL BIRD??

[acestories]

the Birb says Ace rights

[acewatney]

Ace flag color picked from the Violet-backed starling

[airlock]

@asexualglimmer

[jaredduck]

“why don’t you just…?” the answer is either money or anxiety

[gayweeddaddy69]

or the Bone Pharoh

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

Or autism

[gayfangirlboy]

Or depression

[fibbunny]

Or sleepy