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man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read
Pugs are not cute
Pugs are not cute. Pugs are malformed, inbred, sick animals that should never have existed.
(Above: pug and wolf skulls. Note the shallow eye sockets, crowded, protruding teeth, and short snout in the pug.)
Dogs pant to cool themselves. As pugs have practically no snouts, they have trouble cooling their bodies and they can suffer from organ failure as a result.
Pugs are often unable to breathe properly due to their short snouts and compact breathing passages. This inhibits their ability to do things that dogs like best - running, chasing things, playing.
Pugs suffer from a mangled jaw from which their teeth grow in all directions.
Because of the distorted shape of their skulls, their eyes commonly pop out of their heads. 60% of prolapsed eyes become blind. Eyes put back in the skull are prone to infection and the dog may need treatment for the rest of their life.
Their eyes are also prone to swelling painfully, becoming scratched, and being irritated by their eyelashes.
When excited, pugs are prone to getting fluid stuck in their throats, making them choke or gasp for breath. This is given the cutesy nick name “reverse sneezing”. [video]
As it can be difficult for pugs to exercise, they are prone to obesity.
Some pugs are born with their nostrils pinched almost shut, making it impossible for them to live without an operation.
The wrinkles on their faces will become infected without constant, careful cleaning by their caretaker.
About 64% of pugs suffer from hip dysplasia (malformed hip sockets) which causes crippling lameness and painful arthritis.
Pugs have a genetic weakness to demodectic mange (a pretty nasty skin condition caused by mites).
Their curled tail makes them susceptible to hemivertibrae - misshapen backbones which cause spine bending and instability, neurological disorders, back leg paralysis, incontinence, and pain.
Pugs are so inbred that a study of ten thousand pugs in the UK had the genetic makeup of only 50 individuals. Inbreeding means that defective genes are more likely to be expressed and passed on to offspring.
Necrotizing meningoencephalitis (brain swelling) is common among pugs. Dogs with this condition usually die within a few weeks.
I am so sick of seeing pugs being celebrated. Their small, squashed skulls, facial wrinkles, curled tails, and protruding eyes are actually valued when these characteristics are a cruelty in themselves.
Pugs are charming, sweet, funny little souls and they don’t deserve the bodies humanity has designed for them.
Stop celebrating pugs. Stop buying pugs.
let’s celebrate retro pugs instead
responsible breeders decided they liked the temperament but the health issues were a nightmare, so they fixed them, they bred them out
it’s retro as in before the muzzle was bred out
and look at them
the one on the left is a retromop and the one on the right is a (elderly) pug
they’re healthier, live longer and have all the pug benefits with none of the usual health issues because of the deformed skull
they have longer legs
making exercise easier, and yet maintained most of the pug looks, and yes, they have the pug grin
want a pug - get a retropug or retromop, a healther, happier, and possibly cheaper option
even though I love pugs, it’s important that people know this
Retromops are where it’s at friend. Keep 100% of the pug charm with 0%of the terrible unhealthy inbred deformity.
i didn’t know this about pugs !!!!! poor lil guys. poor lil woof boys
It’s important to remember that this is true of most pedigree dog breeds nowadays, not just pugs (although they’ve probably suffered the worst). If you want to learn more, watch the BBC Documentary Pedigree Dogs Exposed. It’ll open your eyes.
Shel Silverstein wanted to say something very wise. So he wrote a children’s book.
I couldn’t fully appreciate these as a kid. I’m so glad to see these. Shel Silverstein was so magnificent.
My entire childhood.
Yassssssss I’ve loved these since I was little
Are there any fictional animals you would go furry for?
does salamander man count?? he’s the only one that comes to mind
This sounds like a rugrats episode
touch me HARDER
Girl: “When he died, I was so sad that I would never hear that voice again. His laugh.”
Bunny: [deep laughter]
Girl: “His funny little requests.”
Bunny: [deep voice] “Touch me.”
Girl: “His reprimands.”
Bunny: [deep voice] “Touch me harder.”
Oh my god..
THIS MAKES ME MAD. HOW DARE you NOT LINK WHAT THIS AMAZING ANIME IS HOW DARE YOU NOT TALK IN DETAIL ABOUT HOW THIS IS THE OFFICIAL ENGLISH DUB OF THIS ANIME. Sit down kiddos time to teach u about Ghost Stories. Ghost Stories was of course, an anime made in Japan. Before it was really released over there, The US had gained rights to dub it in English. As this anime was released, it did HORRIFICALLY in Japan, because its a legitimately awful anime. The american dubbers now had this 12 episode anime that no one gave a crap about because of its horrendousness, and wasn’t sure what to do. So their bosses LITERALLY gave them the rights to do WHATEVER THEY WANTED WITH THE DUB. The result? An awful anime, with a hilarious English dub in the same vein that an Abridged series has– but its THE OFFICIAL DUB. Also, this whole anime is available for free on Youtube. CHECK OUT THE DUB HERE P.S. There is some kinda offensive stuff on it but yo, every character in this anime is an asshole so like yeah.
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buddy, I’ve been on the Internet since I was seven, you either learn to appreciate sonic the hedgehog giantess drawings as morally harmless pieces of surreal outsider art or you shut up stop exaggerating your shock and disgust and stop acting like you’re the first person to ever stumble across it
succulentsaurs
NOT
ALL
HEROES
HAVE
POWERS
all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.
Brown eyes are wonderful.
There are those light brown eyes which seem to catch every ounce of sunlight and let it reside there. You look at them and they don’t burn, but have this warm glow about them, like cool spring mornings when sunlight paints your bedsheets.
Then there are the medium brown eyes. They are light and dark and seem to change whenever you look at them. These eyes are fiery and ever changing, yet they retain their beauty even on the gloomiest of days.
There are the brown eyes that are mixed with blue or green. They remind me of proud trees with striking leaves scraping across a blue sky.
Some eyes are simply, utterly brown, and their solidarity reminds me of sun-kissed skin and the richest soils. These eyes are refreshing to look at; unchanging and definitive.
And then there are the dark brown eyes; like smooth stone with the sparkle of a diamond. I believe these are the most forgiving, thoughtful eyes, yet they hold the most mystery. These dark eyes can look curious or sleepy, expressionless or full of emotion.
Brown eyes are underrated, yet they are so important.
i dab every morning when i wake up
Guy Cecil
i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them
This is so pure. This is the American Dream. This is what dreams are made of.
This kind of crap is what I want future/alien societies to find and try to use to explain what life in this time period was like