Whoopsie Gravy!

Melanie ♥ 31 ♥ She/Her ♥ Colette Brunel's Biggest Fan ♥ [AO3] Mostly animals and other cute things. My main fandoms are Tales (especially Symphonia), Key Visual Arts (especially Little Busters! and Heaven Burns Red), WTC, and ISaT.

[mel-tokio]

🐢

[yenthecat]

Picking up Yen is like picking up a dog (dense)

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[mannakete]

Colette Brunel + Costumes V2

[redstonedust]

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

[cannibalchicken]

[anusgeorg]

My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago

[intriga-hounds]

Happy Bazzy day to all who celebrate!!!

[mymelodyange1]

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[airoehead]

that’s really great man

[clara-the-cat]

Yeah that’s really cool, I wish I had three weed smoking girlfriends, I’m happy for you

[qwinkle]

he spotted a pun opportunity

i made this comic intending to tell one (1) joke but ended up with at least six puns. i've shared bits of it before, but it's all together below!

[asleepinawell]

umineko boldly asks the question what would happen if hercule poirot was the most grating and condescending teenaged girl ever who randomly intersperses english in her sentences rather than french and bullies small children to feel something

[hannahlockillustration]

Patreon postcard for this month! Join here.

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[pangur-and-grim]

two cats in this photo

[pangur-and-grim]

so close to making a Cerberus

[pixelcurious]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it

[homunculus-argument]

I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.

The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.

[mel-tokio]

so, about that event story...

is it just me, or is this a massive hint about the true nature of the garden of memories?

i just went back and replayed aoi's first recollection story, and...

this feels pretty damn similar to tsukishiro forgetting about kura's death in the beach resort dimension, don'tcha think?