Regal Shenanigans

Disgruntled Nut. Disaster blogging at its okayest.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Ways Of Saying I Love You (Debs's Version) | (Ava's Version)

[powerful-owl]

pick one

your ship goes canon

your favorite ao3 writer drops 100k of your ship + your favorite trope

Remaining time: 3 days 20 hours

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[dionysiaproductions]

[madgirlautumn]

This is so obviously correct I can’t even think what the other answer would be.

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[nicollekidman]

aloof unapproachable frigid ice queens with inarticulable desires

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[deadgenerations]

a lot of boobie artists are really not very good at drawing how breasts actually lay when one is bare chested so it always looks like their nudie gals are wearing invisible bras. FAKE FANS!

[dumnslut]

[theinfiknight]

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[solostinmysea]

No, you don't understand, this girl doesn't need therapy, she just needs to let her ex girlfriend help her carve the ghost of their dead love out of her chest. With scissors and candles, under a storm.

[cassscainss]

just the way Mother Mary looked at Sam when she said she hasn't listened to her music since their divorce falling out like... silently wanting to scream because she wrote those songs for you Sam every single one of those songs was for you. calling out to you, seeking you and you never listened a single one? not one word? the devastation that the root of her entire life's work was for nothing like... believing that if she just wrote the right song, toiled tirelessly then she could get her back. make amends. reach her finally but no song would ever fix it because she wasn't listening... god when that realization hits her it's just... GODDDD this movie just gets me.

[le-trash-prince]

I saw Mother Mary in theaters today and my eyes were blessed. The freakish toxic yuri of my dreams. What if we haunted each other across oceans, across years. What if I knew you by the taste in my mouth when you draw near. What if I showed up at your doorstep wet and bedraggled from the rain. "I didn't know where else to go." What if I fingered your chest pussy in order to drag out the ghost of our love.

[bongjoonhoe]

MOTHER MARY (2026) dir. David Lowery

[dogpuppy]

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit