big omnishambles

High-octane item. Come on in, wander around, make yourself at home.

[hyrude]

the author’s barely disguised job they worked in their early 20s

[mazout-fm]

“Yes… ha ha ha… yes!!”

*splash*

[glitterary]

Mensah when the Preservation Council tells her she can’t have an “assault weapon”: If SecUnit can’t hang out at my farm how do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small children play?

[wirenettle]

Murderbot impersonates human maintenance staff

[mayasaura]

Also shout out to Gurathin, who had the funniest opinion arc ever re: Murderbot, from "Am I the only one remembering that this thing is a lethal and untrustworthy weapon?" to "Yeah, yeah, you hate my guts. This kid is fucking hilarious."

[peachiefilms]

are those photos of us? [NOT HANKCON]

hanks been in the force far too long to care abt being kidnapped 💔

[nilotter-deactivated20230219]

There’s so much potential for serious and angsty, dark art in this game but I can’t help but to draw the androids in stupid poses.

[monokumasans]

I was studying geography, and this bear in my book made me think abt luther. Also, the chapter was migration, which is fitting cus he migrated to canada hehe

(Oh and ofc, connor baby honorable mention)

[m1soyamach1]

[quakeandquiver]

then fire washed over the plateau and knocked out my -

[floorbed]

i love how in sys collapse ratthis basically just set dressing but like that is murderbot's design....thats the point.....mbs like if ratthi leaves the shuttle i will blow up and die hes meant to be on the shuttle and flutter hsi eyelashes and talk to us on the feed wrapping thw imaginary phonecord around his fingers he is NOT allowed to workunder any circumstances. and i GET IT if ratthi was my bestie thats also what i would do

[burpalurp]

Rest mode.

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[hankfuckinganderson]

this is unironically one of the funniest things to come out of the DBH subreddit

[beccatoria]

“To me, the core of that attraction is that she is a better reporter than he is. Think about being Superman for a second. The Olympic record for weightlifting is 1,038 lbs., but you could lift more than that as a child. The record for the 100 meter dash is 9.58 seconds, but you can travel over 51 miles in that time. Going to Vegas? You don’t need your X-Ray vision to win at Blackjack, because you can just count the cards while holding down a conversation about nuclear physics. Without really trying, you are better at just about everything than anyone else in the world. However, (as Mark Waid once pointed out in a podcast with Marv Wolfman) none of that really translates to your chosen profession. Typing really fast does not help your prose. Being able to lift a tank does not help you convince a source to go on record. It is as near to competing straight up with normal people as Superman would ever be capable of. Even then, it comes easily enough to him that you get a pretty lofty perch at a great paper very early in your career. It is just in this one context, there is someone better than you are: Lois Lane. As mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent, you reach up for the first time in your life and she rejects you. To me, it is an inversion of the Luthor story. Luthor sees someone above him and feels hate. Superman sees someone above him and feels love.”

—

Dean Hacker, comment on “Giving Lois Lane A Second Look, For The First Time” by Kelly Thompson (CBR: She Has No Head!)

#GoLois

(via wickedjunkie)

[catastrofries]

I've seen some good fan art of this moment that has SecUnit flipping the bird. Personally I like to believe it made a jack off motion and the unexpected sexual gesture coming from MB is what made Gurathian choke.

[og3-sk]

A crime on the eyes