I’M THE IDOL EVERYONE CRAVES!

he/she + 23 + white + pop megastar

[reggieonline]

GAGOBEARS

[pygmyhilltroll]

we've received reports of gagobears off the ageric sea

[badassdemonsword]

[bardjulus]

like i know gnomes are an invasive species but this feels a bit overkill to me

[orcboxer]

try to imagine a gnome being homophobic.

you CAN’T, right? they’re just too whimsical

Straight up this guy called me a slur

[orcboxer]

wait...i remember you...

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[bafahy]

The mosaicist

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

the green color is not chlorophyll. they cannot usually photosynthesize. but sometimes they can

[the-orc]

my cousin lorbish can photosynthesize

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

lorbish can photosynthesize

[reggieonline]

My short cis friend named basil who has a hollow knight tattoo… is that appropriation

[sacred-portal]

[coff1n1997]

ofc you have blue hair and pronouns ,

[funtergeist]

human i remember youre yaois

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

FUCKING ÖTZI THE ICE MAN FOR ICE 🧊🥶

[guilhernunes]

chicken decides to learn telekinesis to connect with herself

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... her belly grumbling could wake the dead!

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[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her belly could wake anyone from even the deepest slumber!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... a grumble of her belly could wake skeletons, dracula, and more!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... when her belly grumbled, frankenstein sat up and went "what was that sound?"

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly caused quite a stir!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry on an airplane... her belly grumbles were mistaken for turbulence, and the other passengers left posthaste!

[blemgoid]

My dearest companion,

It is with utmost urgency that I commit to paper an occurrence so singular that I fear it may strain your credulity. I trust this message finds you in sound health and undisturbed repose, for I cannot say the same of those unfortunate enough to dwell within the vicinity of yo esteemed mama.

Having, by circumstances too tedious to recount, passed the evening beneath her roof, I was shortly after midnight awakened by a most dreadful and prolonged rumbling, so profound in its depth that I mistook it first for distant cannonade, then for an earthquake, and finally for the Last Trump itself. Imagine my astonishment upon discovering the disturbance emanated not from Heaven or the deepest bowels of Hell, but from the singularly vacant stomach of yo good mama.

The tumult was of such prodigious force that every sleeper in the household sprang from his bed in confusion. Even the old groundskeeper, who I know for a fact has slept through thunder-bolts and musket fire alike, emerged from his shack demanding to know who had sounded the alarm.

I entreat you, dear friend, to prevail upon yo mama to partake of a modest supper before retiring, lest her entire estate be compelled to awaken at the command of her insatiable stomach.

I remain, with every sentiment of esteem,

Your most obedient and humble servant,

yo mama facts

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly can be heard from very far away!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly once set off an earthquake detector!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry at sea... her belly grumbling can be heard by the fishes whales sharks and amphibiens under the water!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry in space... her grumbling belly disturbed an astronaut, a space probe, and even an alien!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... all her meals are gnawed to the bone!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the bones of her dinner are always chewed and licked clean!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the beasts that she eats are always picked clean, down to the skeleton!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... she cleans the carcass with the thoroughness normally reserved for the carrion-beetle!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... she sells her leftover bones to the museum, for their skeleton exhibit!

[pjackk]

Ants on a raft for dinner

[reggieonline]

Been really into the “grammatically incorrect” double negative lately. I don’t do nothing.