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Some of you will see the warning on q-tips saying “don’t insert into ear canal” and take it seriously like some kind of chump. They want your ears full up so you can’t hear the world around you. My shits so polished clean I can hear the constant shriek of the earth turning on its axis.

grimeclown

I have tinnitus

praguegirl

pour one out for disney/nick shows where the main character has a dyke best friend that gets gradual behind the scenes conversion therapy as the show progresses. this post is for sam puckett and lily truscott

bob-belcher

endmyreign

sapphleaf

hetteh-spegetteh

The kids, on filming IT: We all became best friends and it was the most amazing summer of our lives and we never wanted it to end

Bill Skarsgard, on filming IT: It was fuckin lonely as hell I sat in a tent by myself the whole time and all the crew members were scared of me

justpennywise

TFW you just want to have fun and mingle but you get banished to the Pennywise tent for being Pennywise.

stylingryan

This is the plot to Wreck it Ralph

desperatelyseekingsanity1-deact

akamatthewmurdock

JESSICA JONES 3: THE FINAL SEASON JUNE 14 on NETFLIX

alan713ch

full trailer? FULL TRAILER??????

i-hate-chick-fil-a

aangmarble

This guy doesn’t pull any punches

steampunkpirate131719

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

monzterzack

He is still teaching science without politics tho, problem is that the far right has declared all science as a political statement

What we are seeing is the idea of “science” and “knowledge” been put as political statements cause the rock bed of conservatives depends on people being ignorant and in order to achieve that they have to make it seem like all science is by nature “political”

It’s the South Park effect, were ignorance is labeled as the “true center” while knowledge and education are labeled “SJW propaganda”

galleyfae

I hate how one of our biggest political problems is a concept called the fucking south park effect.

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retroactivebakeries

#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

verycooltrash-deactivated201907

don’t worry about it

mascpembtabteemitatechar

Flirt with Martha аnd gеt Lаid T0night! Frее rеgistrаti0n! 0nlу t0dау! Cliск 0n tехt!

verycooltrash-deactivated201907

martha you will not have my hands

unclefather

mankillercalledbunny

Someone: *is talking*

Me: oh. I should be processing this right now. Huh.

rainfallinhell

airframeextender

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

hyperbolicker-blog

how does this only have 150 notes

scarvenrot

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

wintcrwind

I have had this scheduled since december

airframeextender

oh its that day again

nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111

Dystopian novels be like “there’s no music but our national anthem and this forbidden rebel song” as if all of earth really let go of ABBA music

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

Consider: the forbidden rebel songs are all from ABBA.

excellent-monster-girl-ideas

#mama mia *cocks shotgun as i prepare to overthrow the oppressive regime* here i go again

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

I’m gonna lose it I was just getting my blood drawn and the first vein she stuck wasn’t producing any blood so she took the needle out and it didn’t bleed at all and I said “woah….I don’t have any blood” and she very seriously said “I doubt that’s it. I’m having an issue finding a big enough vein.”

She really thought I really thought maybe I’m outta blood.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

What I learned from this is a lot of medical professionals have had to explain to people they can’t run out of blood and live

thycatsays

And a real medical professional shouldn’t have to stick you multiple times to draw blood.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

In her defense, my doctor is at a teaching hospital, so there are always students, residents, interns etc. learning. The doctor or nurse or flabotomist asks permisssion for their student to practice on you, and I usually say yes unless I’m feeling particularly sick tht day and don’t want to risk exactly this.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Also I really took a blind shot at spelling phlebotomist huh